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Kjekt å vite når det klør som verst i kastearmen.......eller kan du lære mer om dverger! - 1 -If a dwarf is thrown thrown through a glass window or glass door, he must wear gloves and a suitable mask. - 2 -If a dwarf is thrown through a burning hoop, extinguishers must be provided. - 3 - If a dwarf is thrown down a well, the organizers must ensure that the bottom of the well is dry, and is covered by leaves to a depth of three inches.. - 4 -If a dwarf is to be thrown across the path of an oncoming train, the thrower must previously satisfy the organizers that he bears no personal malice against the throwee. - 5 -If a dwarf is thrown into a pond or river, he must wear a wetsuit and need not be tightly bound. - 6 -If dwarfs are thrown at night, they may be painted with phosphorescent paint, so that the point of impact may be clearly - 7 -If a dwarf refuses to be bound in the usual way before throwing, he may be put in a straitjacket of the requisite size. - 8 -If a dwarf utters any sound whatsoever, either in flight or at the moment of impact, the throw will be disqualified. - 9 -If a jockey impersonates a dwarf and wins a competition because his light weight allows him to be thrown farthest, he will be liable to a fine of 1000 Pounds or three years of imprisonment. - 10 -It is strictly forbidden in dwarf-throwing literature and publicity, to refer to dwarfs as 'persons of restricted growth' or 'small people'. |
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