Genji on Nexus Dating.

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DISCLAIMER:  This guide can either be a paraody or painful
             reality. Only you decide...
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Greeting all,

Here is another guide to entertain you can use to help you get a cute mamacita or give you a good laugh... Thank you!
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                     - Women Guide 0.5 -


Part 1 - Genji got Skills?
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Now you all saying... Genji are you even able to write this?  All, I got to say is darn right!  Imagine I have a female face on a guys body and I still managed to hit on women and be succesful at it when I was a bachelor.  This was from beta and beyond.

When I married Alliep she broke my ankles so I'm not as agile as I used to be...  Now that is love!


Part 2 - The Face
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Now I know some guys have crappy personalities!  So the only hope to help your barbarious ways is to have a cute face.  What are the cute faces... anything that looks female!  Make sure you don't get the girls with lipstick... or you will end up sickening both men and women! *shudder*


Part 3 - Ready to Start...
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Here are a few things you need to do when trying to hit on your Nexus wife to be...
1. Take a bath IRL... they can smell you through internet!
2. Read Cosmopolitan and Women Magazine it helps with
   social issue. . Put some deodarant...  No they can't smell it...but
   knowing you you probbably need some!


Part 4 - Finding a Victim
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First thing you want to do is to find someone who is not expecting you...
Ways to get a woman's attention...
-  When you see them Soloing in a cave help them out and
   start small talk.
-  When you see them selling something, pay a GOOD sum for
   it and start small talk.
-  Avoid peasant women... they like flies on manure.  They
   will hang around till they find a better stink!


Part 5 - Poetry... Oh no!
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Believe it or not many women in this game love poetry...
does not have to be good but here are some tips to help you out.
- Describe her to nature... It works!
- Morbid love... It brings out their maternal instinct.

Example is..
Your eyes are like the moon glimmering in a quiet pond.
Silent but very beautiful...

Feel free to interchange words... they won't notice... sappy means yappy and will benefit you.

Part 6 - Taking Them Out
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To bring you closer to your friend is easy.  You can talk to her you can hunt with her.  But, most of all you have to hang around her!  Sometimes it takes a while for them to realize you are not interested in just being friends.


Part 7 - Ignore Does Score
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One thing I notice if you do something nice just slowly walk away from them or not look you are interested.  Women are like magnets... if you are not interested in her... she is intereted in you and trying to figure out why you not interested.....



PArt 8 - You are not Genji
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I have 2 years of training under my belt?  How did I meet and marry Alliep?

When I was a bachelor, I was after Jennyfol...  Jennyfol was interested in someone else... wrong move... sis. ^^;.

Then I saw Alliep in my PRIVATE ROOM and asked her to leave.  She was cute and apologetic.  Friends were asking me to hit on all type of female.  I think they once asked me to hit on a Subpath Elder but she was too dang shy.

I stuck with Alliep... I took her places... jail, an island, etc... till we got married.  Then in our honemoon she made sure my skills were disabled by breaking my shins.

That is why I now walk with a limp....

TO BE CONTINUED....