Ixeus on Nexaholism.

You know you're a nexoholic when:

you get into a fight and shout for asv.
you say "I will deposit my Book number 2."
you are at an accident scene and shout for a rez poet.
you ask someone to sage you're buying a scribes pencil.
you try to ring your wife.
you say don't run so fast I'm lagging.
you ask a doctor to disp/sc this guy.
you ask a doctor to inspire you.
you call the nurse a poet.
you call the school bully a cheap shot rogue.
you shout for a judge when someone takes your lunch.
you call for an angel when there are some preschoolers blocking the way of a door.
you call for an archon when there are scammers
you say afk when you answer the phone
you go to a bar and say I will buy Root liquor number 5.
you ask the clothes shop manager where the sun clothes are.
you call the biggest kid in your class a leech.
you get into an arguement and call your friend a newbie.
you say you had no mana after the exam.
you tell your teacher you got the cigarettes for mana.
you shout buya when you get out of bed...
you punch a guy, and he doesn't fall over, and curse saying "dam I forgot fury."
you ask a guy's vita before a fight.
and lots more signs... look out for them.

~Ixeus