"I'd do her twice to be sure the first time wasn't a fluke" Will Roland
"I know what you're doing and I don't like it" Happy Gilmore
"That wasn't designed to make me feel good" Psychiatrist in Grosse Pointe Blank
"I'll pretend to walk forward but secretly back up" random nitwit
"Why do you talk like that?" "I had a strooooooooke!" Simpsons, Homer and waiter
"I question your sexuality!" Mark C.
"Is it safe???" Randall
"I can't move! I ate too much!" Mark C.
"Whos doing what now?!?!?!" Homer

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