Mr. Dan Gass
I think that this assignment really bites
I don’t think that I’ll do this work tonight
Instead, I think I’ll waste my time away
And play computer games all of the day
I’d rather tease my own dear teacher, Gass
Because to laugh will make the time to pass
Dan Gass is old and has some real gray hair
I broke his Macs down and gave him a scare
He once said that I’d make his heart to stop
He’d arrest me, but I’m sure he’s not a cop
The old man’s off his rocker just a bit
His fro was long when he was young and fit
He sometimes whines, we know it’s all in love
His hair is far much whiter than a dove
This poem for me is finally near complete
I guess for ten minutes, that’s a feat