A Day With The Babies “Hyung~ move your tushy to my face…Mr. Sunshine is too shiny and I want to sleepy bye bye!” Wonnie whined to Hyukie. “But what if I poop in my pants and get all yucky?” “It’s okay~ I already poopied on my pants, Hyukie hyung.” Wonnie snuggled closer to Hyuk's butt to shade his eyes from the bright morning sun. ::GROWL~::  Jae Won sat straight up from the noise. “Hyukie hyung! I heard a lion!” Won said with fascination. “Nope! That was my tummy. I think that means I’m hungry. Come on, I think mommy got us a warm bottle of milk ready!” With that, Hyukie jumped out of bed and Jae Won tumbled behind. * Midmorning “See Ewic…I’ll teach you the value of money. See, you found two quarters in the grass. But since I’m a nice Hee Junie King of the Playground, I’ll give four dimes in exchange of those two quarters. Four is more than two.” Hee Jun said proudly. “OoOoh~ Okie dokie!” Eric excitedly exchanged Hee Jun his two quarters for four dimes. “Hey, Ewic…Since I’m feeling like a goody goody, I’ll exchange your four dimes for 6 nickels. See, six nickels are more than four. Besides, nickels are larger than dimes.” “Really? Let me see? Oh! You’re right, Hee Jun King of the Playground! Okay…trade!” Eric quickly snatched Hee Jun’s six nickels and gave his four dimes. “Ewic…my mommy said that I should be nice…so you know what? I’ll give you eight pennies for your six nickels. Pennies have color, but nickels don’t. Besides, the man on the pennies has a beard, but the nickel man has no beard! Pennies are made out of copper~ the same thing as the color in the Crayola crayon box! But you don’t see a crayon called nickels, do you? See…so I’ll trade you my eight pennies for your six nickels. Deal?” “Deal!” Eric squealed. He took the eight pennies and ran to his mom to explain what a great deal he made with Hee Jun King of the Playground. * After lunch time “Drawing on the wall is an art, Sungie…even Leonardo da Vin Dicaprio did it long, long time ago and got really famous. He got lots of money too! I heard he got more than ten whole cents!” Kang Ta handed Hye Sung a permanent pen and grabbed a lipstick for himself. “You see Sungie, Mr. da Vin Dicaprio drew nakie men and fat ladies all over the wall and ceiling. That’s what we’re going to do! Draw nakie men and fat ladies!” Kang Ta said enthusiastically. Yet, Hye Sung only eyed him suspiciously. “Where did you learn all this from?” Hye Sung said squinting his eyes in accusing manner. “My mommy and daddy.” Kang Ta said simply. Hye Sung’s eyes grew large. “Your mommy and daddy talk about nakie fat people?” “Ob course! They are grown ups…they’re supposed to talk about boring things like that! Come on! Let’s draw before mommy catches me using her lipstick.” * Late afternoon “Die Spidey man!! Batman is here to kill you!” Tony cried out loud as he beat Andy another game of Nintendo. “Hyung~ you beat me again! Fine, I’ll be Pickachu and you have to be the smelly old Mario so I can beat you this time, okay?” “Fine…but I’m going to go to the bathroom after this…I’ve been holding in my pee pee for a long time…and if I don’t go soon, I think I’ll wet my pants!” Tony said. For a while, the two brothers competed each other in video games until Andy finally won. “Huk…Huk…sniff.” Tony cried. “Aw…Monkey hyung…don’t cry…I’ll let you win the next game.” Andy tried to comfort. “No…I’m not sad about that~ it’s just that…sniff…I PEED IN MY PANTS~!” * Evening…Bath time “Ooo~ you’re going to go to jail~” Minwoo taunted. “Sniff…why Wooie? Am I a bad boy?” Dong Wan sobbed. “No~ because you didn’t take off your pants when you’re going into the bubble bath!” Minwoo shouted. “But…But I’m embarrassed, hyung~” “Aw~ it’s okay. I’m your hyung! Let me look at it.” Dong Wan reluctantly pulled down his pants to let Minwoo look at it. “See hyung! It’s big and round!” “Hm…you’re right! Mine’s not even that big…and I’m older than you!” “Do you think it’ll get bigger and bigger when I grow up?” Dong Wan asked, petrified. “I don’t know…but mine’s not getting any bigger.” Minwoo said poking at it. Just then, Minwoo’s father came into the bathroom. “What are you two kids doing?” “Daddy~ we were talking about our scabs on our knees!” * Bedtime Jun Jin snuggled up in his bed ready to fall asleep as soon as the bedtime story ended. “And they lived happily ever after…The End.” His father concluded. “But Dad…you already read that stowee before…read another one…” Jun Jin whined. Since dad needed to put Jin to sleep, he didn’t protest about reading another quick story. “I’m going to read you a story about a princess and a pea~” “No! I don’t like that story.” “Okay…What about Jack and the Beanstalk?” “No! Jack is weird. Next story.” “Hm…I know…I’ll read the story of the turtle and the hare.” Jin’s father said, quite annoyed. “Um…let me think…is it the one where the turtle wins?” “Yes dear.” “THEN NO!” Jun Jin shouted. “Daddy…forget the stowee…can you sing a song for me?” “Okay…which song would you like?” “Twinkle twinkle little star.” “Okay. Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are…” Mr. Park even did the hand motions to put Jin to sleep faster. “Dad…you look and sing like a moron…” The father was irritated. “Dad, will you get me a glass of water and I’ll promise to sleep.” Jun Jin said sweetly. Beaming at this compromise, Mr. Park immediately went downstairs to get a glass of water for his son. ‘Dads can be such dorks.’ Jinnie thought before he drifted off to sleep without the water.