Ch_01 It was a warm, Saturday night in the city of Seoul. And for the 5 young members of H.O.T and their female friend Tara, that meant movie night!  Movie night was a tradition that had been started long ago, when Tara had first made her move from her quiet little hometown of University Place to the large, bustling city of Seoul at the persuasion of her close friend Tony and her boyfriend HeeJun. The thought of making such a big change had indeed bothered Tara, but then she realized that a change was exactly what she needed.  So, she packed her belongings, kissed her family and friends goodbye, and boarded the plane that would take her to her new home, her long distance friends, and her main love interest . . . Tonight's pick was the American thriller, 'Blade,' which had been "maturely" requested by none other than Tony and HeeJun themselves . . .      *** "Come on, please!?!" Whined Tony as he messily gobbled on his half-eaten banana. "Even Hyuky and Wonny wanna watch it again, don't ya guys?" Questioned Tony, with his mouth full of banana.  While Tara's back was turned, awaiting their reply, Tony evilly dragged a path with his finger across his neck while delivering the two young men a menacing glare. "Um . . . Hehe . . . Sure! We'd love to see that movie again!" WooHyuk nervously exclaimed as he fidgeted uncomfortably in his seat on the sofa.  Usually Tony was the more passive of the relationship and WooHyuk was the more aggressive of the two . . . But there were some times when you just didn't mess with Tony, or he'd make you sorry that you were even born! "That movie has to be one of the greatest of all time . . . I'm sure it'll be even better the 4th time around . . . Hehe . . ." A fearful JaeWon agreed.  JaeWon also knew what sort of deeds ol' Monkey Boy was capable of and decided to follow the lead of his older companion rather than face the wrath of Tony later on.        "Yeah, pleeeaaase sweetie?" HeeJun added while staring at Tara with his irresistible, undeniably cute puppy-dog face.  Tara had anticipated that HeeJun would use his 'secret weapon' so as soon as he started to speak, she apprehensively placed her hands in front of her face to block out his treacherous gaze.  But sadly, it was too late . . .      "Ughhh . . . Fine you guys . . .We'll watch the movie AGAIN . . . And Tony, please for the love of God, chew with your mouth closed!  You're sprayin' chunks!"  Tara exasperatingly replied as she wiped the small, mushy, saliva saturated bits of banana off her face. *** Patience was a virtue that 23-year-old Tara had not yet been blessed with.  Actually, to put it that way was an understatement.  It was 8:00 and the little get-together wasn't supposed to start till about 8:45 or 9:00 but Tara was anxious to both see HeeJun and to get this night done with.   "Stupid movie, I wished I never showed it to them in the first place . . ." Muttered Tara regretfully.  "What was I thinking? Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" The blue haired woman chanted as she smacked herself in the head.  "Stupid! Stup . . ." Suddenly a hand appeared and rested on her forehead, ceasing the self-abusement. "Now normally, I'd let this sort of behavior continue, since it's so amusing . . . But I know HeeJun's gonna open a can of 'whoop-ass' on me if I don't stop ya . . ." Stated a half-joking Tony as he then removed his hand. "I'm soooo bored . . . JaeWon's hogging my computer! And I was supposed to chat with Maryann tonight!  Ugh . . . Why can't they be here NOW?  And where's WooHyuk?" Asked a visibly restless Tara. "I'm not sure . . ." Answered Tony, thoughtfully scratching his head.  "I think he's out on the balcony . . . Besides, you can always talk to Maryann some other time." "Yeah, I guess . . . KangTa and Junny are bringing the pizzas, right?"  Tara grumpily inquired as she mindlessly rubbed her eyes. "Yup! I hope they get the orders right this time." Answered Tony.  For a few moments, the two companions sat in silence and the only sound that could be heard was the muffled, monotonous clicking of JaeWon on the computer in the next room.   Suddenly, Tara banged her fist on her palm and exclaimed, "I have an idea! Let's play a game! Ya know, the one we played with Erin!" Surprised, Tony's immediate and intelligent reaction was, "Huh?" "Ya know! The one that she insisted, well, WE insisted on playing! And you got all bent outa shape 'cause you got hooked up with Jaime!"  Stated an excited Tara. "I remember that her lil' sister used to have a crush on you! You know! The lil' girl with the eyepatch!  Tony's only reply was that of a painful grimace and a slight shudder of his shoulders. Ch_02 *** "Hands of Tony everybody!  He's mine!" Shouted a shrill female voice.  Unfortunately, the owner of the voice happened to be none other than 16-year-old Jaime Dienst.  A girl who was notorious for her wretched habits that she had seemed to carry with her from kindergarten.        "Oh great.  Aren't I the lucky one.  I get to be married to a 16-year-old who still sucks her thumb and owns a 'blanky.'" Muttered Tony sarcastically to himself as he glared angrily at Tara and Erin.  After all, it was their suggestion to play this moronic game . . . *** "I'll take that as a yes then!" Cried Tara as she happily clapped her dainty hands together, completely ignoring the horrified look on Tony's face. "You can be with your lover-boy WooHyuk and I'll be with . . . Well . . . Um . . . Either Junny or KangTa, whoever comes first!" Exclaimed Tara.  She had different plans for JaeWonny, plans that would involve him wearing a cute lil' dress . . . Just thinking about it brought a wicked grin to Tara's tanned face. "Um . . . I dunno . . ." Replied an unsure Tony.  It wasn't like Jaime was here to get him, Tara DID say that he could be with his Hyuky, but isn't this all just a lil' childish? Thought Tony uneasily to himself.        "Oh come on . . . For old times sake?" Pleaded Tara as she began to get down on her knees and beg unashamedly.  "Please? It'll be fun . . . I promise ya!" Tara assured confidently. "Okay . . . I guess . . ." Replied Tony as he slowly began to walk towards the balcony to fetch WooHyuk as he was apparently outside stargazing. Ch_03 "I don't entirely get this . . ." Expressed a visibly confused WooHyuk.  "I get married to Tony? Does that mean I have to wear a dress? What about bridesmaids and the other stuff?" Asked WooHyuk as he scratched his head in puzzlement.  'Whose idea was this anyways?' Pondered a stumped WooHyuk. 'Probably Tara's . . . after all, she is one french-fry short of a "Happy Meal" . . .' WooHyuk thought. "Uh Hello? Hyuky? You there?" Asked Tony as he waved his hand back in forth of WooHyuk's face. "Um . . . So are you gonna play or not? You kinda spaced out there for a minute or two." Tony said. "Yeah . . . Um . . . Sure . . . But seriously, do I hafta wear a dress? WooHyuk uneasily questioned. In response to his question, Tara exasperatingly threw her hands up to her face and exclaimed, "Geez WooHyuk! Ughhh . . . If you were paying attention and not on your lil' trip to "Lala Land," you'd know! NO you do not hafta wear a dress and there obviously isn't gonna be any bridesmaids or cake . . . But, um . . . JaeWon is gonna be my . . ." "Gonna be your what? Finish what you were saying! You're gonna marry JaeWon? He's like the freakin' Empire State Building Compared to you!" -_-;; Stated Tony jokingly as he then began to laugh at his own corny joke. "Geez, Tony . . . You're sooo funny."  Said WooHyuk sarcastically.  Obviously he didn't see ANY humor to Tonya's lame joke and neither did Tara, because they were both just standing silently, as Tony laughed non-stop. "What the?!? 0.o;; WooHyuk, is Tony on drugs?  You know, the wAcKy weed?"  Tara worriedly questioned.  Tony was really getting' a lil' outa hand . . . "Hahaha! That was a good one! Wasn't it?!"  Tony asked in between his laughter. "Not at the moment, but I'm taking in consideration of putting him on Riddlin now . . . You two have been hanging out a lil' too often, he's startin' act like you . . ." Said WooHyuk as he fearfully backed away from a still laughing Tony. "Hahaha! Okay . . . I'm done now."  And at those last three words, Tony abruptly ceased his incessant and unnecessary laughter. "But seriously, what were you saying?" Asked Tony. "I was thinking about makin' JaeWonny my flower girl."  Replied Tara as she began to envision JaeWon in a pink lil' frilly dress twirling around in circles as he tossed lil' pink rose petals into the air. (Really, I'm not THAT sick ^.^;;) "Riiight . . ." Answered WooHyuk in his "Dr. Evil" voice. "You still don't even have a husband yet." He added. "Besides! Wonny's gonna be OUR flower girl!" Tony cried as he teasingly grinned from ear to ear. With arms folded across her chest, Tara yelled, "Yeah, sure . . . Whatever! He'll REALLY want to be YOUR flower girl . . . What are ya gonna do? Win him over with your great sense of humor?" Sarcastically asked Tara. "Ouch, my ego . . . " Whined Tony as he jokingly grabbed his chest. (Make sense? ^.^;;) Strangely, as soon as Tony finished speaking, KangTa casually strolled in through the front door and then was soon "attacked" by Tara as she possessively wrapped her arms around his small waist . . . . "Husband! You've arrived!" Shouted Tara half-crazily. Ch_04 With a puzzled look on his handsome face, KangTa gently placed Tara down on her cream-colored living room sofa.  His only reaction to the strange situation was a confused, "Huh?" "HeeJun's gonna have a fit when he sees what's going on." Mumbled an amused Tony to his lover WooHyuk. Showing that he acknowledged his quiet comment, WooHyuk gave a short nod of his head.  'We should take this to the Jerry Springer Show- Grown adults playing the wedding game.' Tony thought to himself as he took a small sip of his cherry cola. "Okay! Okay! I'll explain this to you!" Cried Tara excitedly as she arose from her seat on the couch. "We ALL decided that it would be fun to play a lil' game of getting hitched! Obviously, Tony's with WooHyuk, but since HeeJun isn't here yet, YOU'RE gonna be my husband!" Tara added, emphasizing the word 'you're' by poking KangTa playfully in the arm.  Clearly, she really didn't understand her own strength, because with a hurt look, KangTa then spent a few seconds afterwards massaging his "wounded" arm.   "Okay, sure I guess . . . Got nothing better to do." KangTa replied still with a look of hurt across his face.  Then looking down at his wristwatch, KangTa added, "Oh, and HeeJun also told me that he won't be here till in about 45 minutes, and obviously, he's gonna be picking up the pizzas." With a mournful expression plastered across his pale face, WooHyuk then glanced down at his flat stomach as it cried its hunger.  "Gur~~gle!"  Upon hearing the unearthly noise, everybody then burst into large fits of intense laughter.   "What's goin' on?" Asked JaeWon as he rushed out of a room nearby. "Oh hyung, you're here! Where's HeeJun hyung?" JaeWon questioned curiously as he fiddled with his bleach-blonde hair. "Um, HeeJun won't be coming till later." Replied Tony as he continued to drink his cola. "And neither will the pizzas!" Added KangTa as he cast a glance of humor and pity towards WooHyuk's non-ceasing grumbling stomach. "Oh, okay . . . But still, what's goin' on?" Asked JaeWon again as he walked towards the large whirlpool refrigerator with thirst on his young mind. "JaeWonny, can I have a talk with you? In private?" Questioned Tara in a sickeningly sweet voice as she grabbed his hand.