f*cking stupid questions

if you need to ask one of these questions, you probably already know the answer.

» what does fsq stand for?

f*cking stupid questions. these are questions that piss me off, install my aluminum siding, and plant my ornamental bulbs two inches deep. the answers normally end up sounding like the ranting swede. which in many ways i am. i'm a quarter swedish, german, ukrainian, and austro-hungarian. what a mix.

» if i take some of your bases and then i chop them up and piece them back together, can i call them my own?

NOOOOO. DO NOT DO THIS! when people do this, they are stealing. if i chopped you up and sewed you back together, would you be mine? no, you'd be dead. and you still wouldn't be mine. the same goes for bases and dolls.

» okay, so if i take the hair off of a doll of yours and fill it in with different colors, that's okay, right?

NO EFFEN WAY! i put every pixel there, and you can't have it. people have actually done this to me, and had the gall to deny that it was theft. if you do this, you suck.

» can i take a doll of yours, change the colors, and then it'll be mine, yes?

NO. it will still be mine. and if i find out you did this, i'll be UBER PISSED. this has happened too. please don't do this, it's mean and makes me cry.

» if i change the skin tone of a base of yours, it's mine, right?

no, you're wrong again. it's still mine, and you still have to credit me. you are mean if you take my stuff.

» will you make me a doll? i know your request status says closed, but i'm special.

you are not special enough for me to open up my requests just for you. and i have no time, that's why it's closed in the first place. i have a life. i have HOMEWORK. i am only sixteen years old. i am a sophomore in highschool. i don't always have time to do everything in the world. and for free, at that. if my request status says "open," then send in your request, no problem-o. but if it says closed, i'm having a bad day/week/month, and you should check back later. i may eventually close it alltogether, but right now, it's on an on-again-off-again type schedule.

» could you make a dollmaker?

no. not only because they suck, but because i do not know how, and don't want to learn. you all know what happened when the original dollmakers came out for the palace... bad and shifty stuff, that's what. look it up if you wanna know more.

» can i make a doll maker using parts of your dolls/bases?

why would you do this? seriously, if you have time to make a dollmaker, then you have time to sit down at your compy, open up a window in paint, and make your own dolls. you might even like doing it! it's a lot of fun, and a good digital artistic outlet.

» would you enter my contest?

if i have the time to make an entry, i probably will. i like entering contests, and i like winning them even more.

» can i enter a doll of yours in a contest? i'm too lazy to make my own.

what's the point of doing this? honestly, you'd have to have three brain cells to do this.

that should be all for now. if you liked this, yay. i was trying to be funny in a serious way, without joking. and while telling the truth and conveying my feelings. if any of this stuff has happened to you, you know where i'm coming from.

much love, ~koshi