When love does strike, it is sudden and quick,
The girl jumps the gun, and the guy is too thick.

When love does bloom, wedding parties will swell,
And the grooms will mourn their sex lives as well.

Love is beautiful, honest, and always filled with good intention,
And you know that is a pile of something we're not gonna to mention.

Love is not always great, and not always pure,
But there is one thing that is always to be sure.

While love is confusing, and not often true,
your one true love will always be there for you.