With Jaws Wide Open by Crud

If you really wanted to sing this...you need to take the first stanza with the first verse...and the rest of it from the second stanza of the second verse and continuing.

Well I just heard
The news today
It seems my wife
Is overweight

I take a breath
I see her cellulite
I stand in awe
She's twice my size

With jaws wide open
She's gonna eat me
Now I feel the fear
I'm gonna disappear

With jaws wide open
God, she's overweight
I'm gonna die
I'm gonna be her lunch
With jaws wide open

-Amanda Cassidy
March 6, 2001
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