Insiders*
Logan: So0o0o many!!... haha I'll save you! lol Stop it foo foo! ready ready, gopher! haha *cough* bumble bee tee hee..once you go cuban you dont go back! crack deoderant! hahaha brush ur shoulders off! logan....LOGAN!! haha "omg, omg!" tumor! omg we have waaay to many good times..."can i call u mom?" "sure can i smack you when you get out of line?" "...no.." :D lylas!
Gen: DONT BLEND! hahaha
Singing Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and winkin at the 18 year olds in our cars! haha
Gen: You couldn't make a freakin cookie out of that!
Katie lol "who wants the stupid elf?"...."I DO!"
*In Pennsylvania (me katie, and alison)* "Sry guy for laughing at you!" haha
EvIl HaMpStEr FaCe!!!
The weird guys in the elevator! ah!!!
Beware, Katelyn whacks ppl with hangers!
The down escalator! lmao! um no....thats the "up" escalator! haha
Spaz!
Some kid wrote gulliable on the ceiling!!....*Kim Looks Up*...HAHA! imma dork
My butts numb...
Gen-*screams!*.......someone from far away: "shut up!" Me: "NO! Fuck YOU!"..
Stepherz u really need to learn how ta throw a note thurr pal lol
Blondie!
Doug im looking at your bousums lol
Erika, rooster! lol
Colby.. u ran over a squirrel!!! lol! ew..
Logan - the least they could've done was given him a decent pair of pants! LOL!
Poem Boy
Remind me that my mints are over theeeerrre
U know what?! UR MOM!
Hey that trashman looks like Justin Timberlake!
The squirrels talk to Genna...:/
Florida Insidez
Why is everything so sexual with you?!
Everyone's a weiner at Pedros ;D
Bills got crabs..haha
Why is South Carolina so kinky!?
That's kinky.....haha im kinky...haha that was kinky!...*silence*.....WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SEXUAL WITH YOU!?!
"I know, i hate those signs in the bathroom...'re-use your towels'. REUSE UR MOM!"
The two peace dudes that i waved to! ahaha
The kinky mexican i waved to...ugh
"Is that the game?"....."No, I put a radio in my pants"...lmao!
Monkeys!
Nite Wigger
Burnt Cracker!
You, you, TOLL HOUSE CRACKER!
Uh-oh Oreo! :D
Im a literal person!!!....Literally!! :D
Omg! I waved at this kid who looked like Bob Marley while we were singing an- OMG! THERE HE IS AGAIN!!.....and again! hahaha
Gen: Everybody...yeah yeah...rock ur body...yeah yeah...everybody...ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT! Bakcstreets back ALRIGHT! HAHAHAHAHA
Josh: I like the old guys who are nice and saggy HAHAHA
Alyssa: Lets all wear bandaids! Yay bandaids! hahaha..hey look its my stalker kid...hey stalker kid!
Erika: Friday is freak night...saturday is wigger night..and Sunday is...uh..senior citizen night!! LOL
Logan: "YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!!!!!!!"..."oww...i poked my thumb.."
Erika: Iced Tea Hot Dogs! ahahaha
Erika: "He has to change his last name tho...."...me: "Why?" Erika:"His last name is 'Dick'"...me: "Oh that sucks.." *awkward silence*...me and erika: HAHAHAHA!
Erika- Would you like some chicken....? :P *erika thinks of rubber chicken*
Genna- "WHERES MY PIZZA ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
VaCaTiOn BiBlE SkEwL
Alison- Did u just eat that cookie?!
"I hope your happy now! Look at them! Look how happy they are to get their snacks! Well one poor kid wont have COOKIES!"
Little Girl: "yay cookies for everyone"! me: "not everyone..."
BuLgE!
"Mine was better.....earlier.."
ahh! the people in black followed us at tha mall!
Alison: "uh....*blanks out*...i have a bf!"
He's so sweet when he's not on drugs! lol
Aly nd Tiffany ate expired subs from Angels! ahh food poisoning!
99!
Prickles!
Pickles..lol nd salt
TINY!
Anchorman: "I heard their period attracts bears!"
"I love lamp!"
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"This burrito is filling, i couldn't possibly finish this!"
"You know I don't speak spanish!"
"Im Ron Burgandy?...Alright who put the question mark on the telepromter!"
Orioles Game: Fat guy sitting behind me nd Jen.
"yeah gram I stopped smoking!"
"heyy..they only filled half of my BEER!"
I learned to dance like black person!
Lets get retarded!!
ONE BOOB IS BIGGER THAN THE OTHER! ahh!
U got tommay on mah face!
My trademark : KIMMAY, kimmay, KIMMAY, kimmay..lol alison
Go Back!
CrAzY PaLs
Away Message Espionage
dreamergirl367: u left me!!! well....i left u first...but i got kicked off! so thats different!
Auto response from bobiblufish: Kimmi, did you get kicked off again? ... oooo, Oprah...
dreamergirl367 : YAY
dreamergirl367: IM ON ANOTHER AWAY MESSAGE!
dreamergirl367: *heavenly awe* :D
Bad Hannah!
bobiblufish: lol
bobiblufish: Hannah changed the channerl. Grrrr, Hannah!
dreamergirl367: nooo!
bobiblufish: lol
bobiblufish: I know!!!
dreamergirl367: *virtually smacks hannah*
bobiblufish: haha
Memory Lapse..
dreamergirl367: is that koosers band?
bobiblufish: ....yes
bobiblufish: hehehe
dreamergirl367: yay!
bobiblufish: How do you know about Kooser?
dreamergirl367: um...u told me about him a-der
dreamergirl367: lol
dreamergirl367: not to mention u talked about him like 5 mins ago!
bobiblufish: oh memory lapse
dreamergirl367: seriously
Pms
dreamergirl367: MIDOL!
Auto response from bobiblufish: Major cramps...where's my midol...
dreamergirl367: aww yay
dreamergirl367: :D
The Line.
dreamergirl367: I MADE THAT LINE! :D
Auto response from bobiblufish: Updating the page.
Brown Eyed Lady
Feelin tha Love.
dreamergirl367: Hey! I feel so loved now :D
Auto response from bobiblufish: Kimmi! We have so much catching up to do! IM as soon as possible!
Jacobsen Family Curse!!! ahh!!!
bobiblufish: Yeah, but he always nods his head at me in school.
bobiblufish: He's weird
dreamergirl367: lol
bobiblufish: HAHA
bobiblufish: :D
dreamergirl367: katie u attract weird men
bobiblufish: Yeah
dreamergirl367: lol
dreamergirl367: but so do I
bobiblufish: Yes, this is true.
dreamergirl367: jacobsen family curse!!!
Martha Bobbleheads?!
Dreamlen1482: i think they should make a martha stewart bobble head! :)
dreamergirl367: lol
Biology WAR!
Dreamlen1482: whatever you -you DUMMY head
dreamergirl367: *GASP*
dreamergirl367: well......ur a diploid
dreamergirl367: hehe i got that word from biology....
Dreamlen1482: stupid hybloid
Dreamlen1482: thank you thank you
Dreamlen1482: bio
dreamergirl367: lol
dreamergirl367: uuhh
dreamergirl367: well ur a chromatid
dreamergirl367: o0ohhh
Dreamlen1482: nueron....thingy migiger
dreamergirl367: lol
dreamergirl367: uuuh
dreamergirl367: u
dreamergirl367: protein!!!
Dreamlen1482: you genetic
Dreamlen1482: piece of miosis
dreamergirl367: lol well its better than being a quater of miosis!
Odd-The Martha Stewert Show
dreamergirl367: marthas my child
dreamergirl367: ;)
Dreamlen1482: marthas my mom
Dreamlen1482: akward silence
dreamergirl367: ....
dreamergirl367: OMG IM UR GRAN PAPPY!
Dreamlen1482: WHAT?!?
dreamergirl367: *strange man voice: will britney meet her granpappy...will kim ever get a life? stay tuned on..as the skillet turns*
Dreamlen1482: LOL
Dreamlen1482: and now back to our regulary scheduled program travis and bobhead!
Dreamlen1482: dear lord
dreamergirl367: lol
dreamergirl367: o god
dreamergirl367: STARRING
dreamergirl367: martha bobblehead stewart
Dreamlen1482: lol
Dreamlen1482: last time she got drunk she fell off the balcony
Dreamlen1482: TOBY McGUIRE is my fan!!!!!
dreamergirl367: LoL!
dreamergirl367: she landed on a couple of black people
dreamergirl367: who are now sueing her
dreamergirl367: so now shes convicted on attempted nigga killing
dreamergirl367: yet another trial
Dreamlen1482: dun dun duuunnnnnn
dreamergirl367: lol
Dreamlen1482: will she be found guilty, was the nigga just bustin her balls
dreamergirl367: LOL!
dreamergirl367: she has balls?!
Dreamlen1482: we'll be back after a messsage from our sponsers
I heart Spandex
Dreamlen1482: lol
Dreamlen1482: spandex are awesome
Short People Rock!
CHSBaseBa1lKing: anyway short people rule the world anyway
dreamergirl367: aw yeah
CHSBaseBa1lKing: look at the pope man he short
dreamergirl367: seriously
CHSBaseBa1lKing: tall people are on tv running and jumping off clifs and stupied stuff like that
dreamergirl367: lol
dreamergirl367: niice
CHSBaseBa1lKing: yup i wonder about that
dreamergirl367: haha
BlOnDe -_-
RAvENsCHiCk153: i can if i want to!
RAvENsCHiCk153: jp
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: yea u can
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: only cuz ur so damn hot
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: haha
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: hottness
RAvENsCHiCk153: ..k
RAvENsCHiCk153: were all disturbed
RAvENsCHiCk153: give us a moment to recover-gen
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: lol for what?
RAvENsCHiCk153: nvm!
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: cuz i called u hot?
RAvENsCHiCk153: no because kimmi's black
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: u r?
RAvENsCHiCk153: is blondeness delaying u?
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: lol
RAvENsCHiCk153: ohh god it took u like 10 minutes
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: what u mean
RAvENsCHiCk153: NVM!!!
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: ur black?
RAvENsCHiCk153: NO!
RAvENsCHiCk153: OMG!
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: o
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: lol
RAvENsCHiCk153: r u that dumb
RAvENsCHiCk153: ?
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: no shut up
RAvENsCHiCk153: i've known kim 4 six years i would probably no if she weas black not to mention u knoiwn her in 5th grade so u would already no
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: nvm i didnt kno u were being sarcastic
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: god damn
RAvENsCHiCk153: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ReInCaRnAtEd 04: whats so fuuny
RAvENsCHiCk153: nvm kevin, nvm
Ouch
PROcrASStinatoRB: hey there
dreamergirl367: ooohh look who knows who i am now
PROcrASStinatoRB: i kno who you are
PROcrASStinatoRB: just not your s/n:-D
PROcrASStinatoRB: you love me neway
dreamergirl367: HAHAHAHAHA
dreamergirl367: HAHAHAHAHAHA
PROcrASStinatoRB: ouch
Kimmi Rox..:
IwanaFerari: kim...
IwanaFerari: u are
IwanaFerari: by far
IwanaFerari: THE COOLIST
IwanaFerari: KIM I KNO
dreamergirl367: oh yeah 8-)
Lil Sis [x]
LShoreCatcher: kimmi ur now my little sister
LShoreCatcher: now i got a little and a big sister
LShoreCatcher: woot
dreamergirl367: lmao
dreamergirl367: okay
dreamergirl367: i get to annoy u
dreamergirl367: MAATTTTT
dreamergirl367: gimme my dollie
LShoreCatcher: lol
LShoreCatcher: no
LShoreCatcher: *throws doll into meat grinder
LShoreCatcher: oops
dreamergirl367: *gasp*
dreamergirl367: IM TELLING MOOOM!
LShoreCatcher: wait
LShoreCatcher: *snaps fingers
LShoreCatcher: *doll appears out of mid air
LShoreCatcher: wow it works
dreamergirl367: haha
LShoreCatcher: *holds above kimmi's head
LShoreCatcher: *just out of her reach
dreamergirl367: MEANIE
dreamergirl367: *kicks in balls*
dreamergirl367: mwahahaha
dreamergirl367: *gets doll and runs*
dreamergirl367: SHORT PEOPLE ROCK
LShoreCatcher: *grabs balls in pain
LShoreCatcher: *tears spring from matts eyes
dreamergirl367: :-P
LShoreCatcher: MOM KIMMI KICKED ME IN THE BALLS
dreamergirl367: DID NOT
Typos..wow. [x]
rubbaducky0506: omg!!!
dreamergirl367: PG<
dreamergirl367: *omg
dreamergirl367: wow that wasnt even close
Eye Candy [x]
dreamergirl367: hey i have to go..."LC"
dreamergirl367: so ill cya tomorrow!
sokcerr10: see ya hot peice of eye candy
dreamergirl367: ...
dreamergirl367: never again cody
sokcerr10: sorry
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