MY CUP HOLDER ON MY PC IS BROKEN!
 
Caller:  Hello, is this tech support?
         Tech Rep:  Yes, it is.  How may I help you?
                 Caller:  The cup holder on my computer is broken    and I am within my warranty period.
   How do I go about getting that fixed?
                   Tech Rep:  I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?
                 Caller:  Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer.
  Tech Rep:  Please excuse me if I seen a big stumped, it's because I am.  Did you receive
    this as part of a promotional, at a trade show?  How did you get this cup holder?
 Caller:  It came with my computer.  I don't know anything about a promotional.  It has '4X' on it.
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it.
The caller had been using the load drawer
of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder,
and snapped it off the drive!