nyatchnitzas son mis friends [a true story]


well, I'm not supposed to say this, but the real reason i'm wearing black heel shoes now is that i'm part of a cult preparing to take over the world. see, my cult has implanted microchips in all the black shoes in the world, including these ones that i'm wearing. people seeing them will think it's a new trend, and they'll wear black shoes too. eventually, everyone in the world will be wearing black shoes, and then the cult leaders can control everyone, and so they can control the world. it's working pretty well so far.

um...actually, i'm just wearing them because i left my sneakers at home. i was at disneyland with a friend, but i had to go to a recital that afternoon, so my mom picked me up and drove me home to change. i put my disneyland clothes in my backpack, went to the recital, and then drove back to disneyland. as i was changing at disneyland, i realized that i had left my sneakers on the floor in my mom's house. obviously, i had to wear my black shoes. my friend's mom lent me hers for a while, which was great...but I had to give them back. then, the next morning, when my friend dropped me off at my house, my dad wasn't there, and nobody answered the phone inside when i called it on my cell phone. i thought that he might be over at his other office-thing 3 blocks away, so my friend's mom drove me over there. he wasn't there either, so i called home again. he was home now! he told me to stay there and he'd walk over and pick me up. so my friend and her mom left, and i was stuck there looking dumb in my black shoes. i decided my dad was taking too long so i started walking home. that's why i'm wearing black shoes right now, as I walk home.

then again, that may just be what my cult told me to tell you.

or possibly, i'm just eccentric and i like wearing black heeled shoes all day long. with jeans. watch out.

onward and outward

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