the potatoes were out to get kirsten, because dot dot dot, well i'm not sure why. brit, please don't put dot dot dot. britta! i want this to be a story! i don't want this to be a dictation thing! why don't i write it down so you can copy it? i'm not gonna say anything. ok. the potatoes were out to get kirsten so she created an alliance with the bananas. i don't know why they were out to get her, but they were. so, now, banana chips are the dead bananas. wait. there was a war. no, there IS a war between the potatoes and the bananas. and so when you see um banana chips or banana ice cream, or like, frozen bananas, those are the bananas that the potatoes have killed. i don't know why the potatoes were out to get the bananas. no, out to get kirsten. but they were. and...when you see, like, potato chips, or french fries, that's the potatoes that the bananas have killed. um. [me] how do they make them into french fries? with...well..they bring them into the place, the potato torture place. oh, the potatoes bring the bananas into the torture place, which has a big sign that says, lays factory. or mc donalds. or something like that. or in n out. they have a whole bunch of different names. and then the, how the potatoes make the bananas, is, the banana chips and stuff. is that they...um...is that they, they, they take the potatoes from where ever and they bring them to their secret torture chamber, which is on the planet mars...[mom] don't you have homework, britta? well. ok. so they bring them back from mars. no. on mars they make them into...um...into banana chips. wait. this is messed up! [me] uh...sorta, well, yeah...noo! let us finish! can we come back to this, brit?

ok. so, where were we? nnnh lemme read it. [phone ring] [me] done yet? ok. this is really messed up. ok, i really have to go answer the phone. wait. it's not. ok. ok. so. the bananas, i mean, the potatoes did not bring the bananas to the lays factory. ok? the bananas brough the POTATOES to the in n out. ok. got that? that was just a little mix up. and ok, so the bananas take the potatoes to the potato chip factory things. what? i said the potatoes take the bananas to the banana chip factory. ok. i'm gonna watch the simpsons. [tv on!] george clooney! ...whoa, who's good? ok. so. i think it's like..oh well. in the story. to sum it all up, [gray davis ad] oh my god that's eagle rock! that was eagle rock school! i swear! up in the corner! [some dumb show] [me] that looks like a really fake background. hahaha she's like her father! this is so dumb! oooh this is friends! i get it! ok, enough. this is dumb. hahaha this is funny! it was the TOLLHOUSE cookie recipe! hahaha! oh my gosh this is a dumb commercial! [silence] cool! [more silence] SC430. SC430! [more dumb tv] i can't believe that was an ikea commerical. ahahaha! 3.95? that's a ripoff!