the night before our first semester religion final, my friends and I decided to study online.
this is the result. (I edited
out most of the boring bits)
| dreamyshade:
i
think i should go study but i dont wanna
charmedsenshi4: in case you didn't notice i'm gonna flunk tomorrow! charmedsenshi4: you have to help meeeee! dreamyshade: and i'm freaking out*freaks out* dreamyshade: or else the world will explode TaiGrr315: ure all screwy! charmedsenshi4: :rolls eyes:: dreamyshade: because a cow on the other side of the world will eat an elastic band charmedsenshi4: oh i remember this...o dear dreamyshade: and will say "purple monkey dishwasher!!!!!!" charmedsenshi4: omy omy ghettoness dreamyshade: and do a backflip charmedsenshi4: uh oh charmedsenshi4: DUCK! dreamyshade: it's all because of the radioactive goo! dreamyshade: on the bottom of the chair! TaiGrr315: no charmedsenshi4: tai, do u read me? do you read, tai? leave ASAP!!! TaiGrr315: eh? dreamyshade: and then and then and then TaiGrr315: me no understand!! charmedsenshi4: ::runs away screaming:: dreamyshade: ralph the wonder llama will meet the cow TaiGrr315: DA WORLD IS COMMIN TO AN END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dreamyshade: no, it's exploding charmedsenshi4: ... ::stops doing everything: charmedsenshi4: what? dreamyshade: there's a difference dreamyshade: and then the real legolas will come out of his mars and say "it wasn't all bad, was it" charmedsenshi4: will someone please help me w/religion please? dreamyshade: and then frankenfurter will scream "all hail and worship edward the wonder munky!!!" dreamyshade: and edward rochester will say to juliet, "margaret, i cant get up" with a belgian accent TaiGrr315: imma lost again dreamyshade: and then and then dreamyshade: stephen hawking will actually be mr. scott will actually be gandalf charmedsenshi4: "helloe, lizzie this is edwahd rah-chestah" dreamyshade: and will say "marilyn monroe is related to marilyn manson" charmedsenshi4: ew! dreamyshade: it was all a conspiracy!!! dreamyshade: and then and then charmedsenshi4: shush britomart you're scaring taitai dreamyshade: the pretzel will eat the llama, but it will say "one ring to bind them all, one ring that does not glitter" dreamyshade: because it's gold! charmedsenshi4: HUSH BRITOMART! dreamyshade: as they said in the old days when ms. yuster was looking at john adam's resume charmedsenshi4: ::slaps hand over britta's mouth:: shush! dreamyshade: and the puritans ate cheese but they thought it was sheep like in the messiah TaiGrr315: *shudders* dreamyshade: and then and then charmedsenshi4: hey u can't do that! charmedsenshi4: i covered your mouth! TaiGrr315: ummmme bery bery frightened charmedsenshi4: pobrecita dreamyshade: and then jesus will say "it was ok, everyone takes a while to get used to contacts" dreamyshade: but it'll be like in the contact movie where arnold shwartzeneggar is god and is my old friend lexi's dad named denis charmedsenshi4: ::cries:: are you guys listening to me? dreamyshade: who is really frankenfurter dreamyshade: and the blob will eat the cow charmedsenshi4: ::weeps:: dreamyshade: and the world won't explode after all dreamyshade: the end dreamyshade: i shall go now charmedsenshi4: meanie! you can't! charmedsenshi4: please, britta i need you to help me TaiGrr315: wow TaiGrr315: i thoguht u just rote bitch dreamyshade: you should see my religion notes charmedsenshi4: who "rote bitch"(4.4.315)? charmedsenshi4: haha get it? citations dreamyshade: scribbled in huge letters "get me out of here!!!" charmedsenshi4: WHO THE FUCKING HELL WROTE "BITCH," GOD DAMMIT!!!! dreamyshade: the line is going all graffiti like the bottom of the pond TaiGrr315: help charmedsenshi4: here we go again dreamyshade: this actually makes sense charmedsenshi4: ::sigh:: dreamyshade: i just can't explain it properly dreamyshade: i make no sense i need sleep charmedsenshi4: ::falls over dead from worry and anxiety about tomorrow's religion final:: (and no one notices, i bet) TaiGrr315: haha dreamyshade: oh but i have to make you people understand TaiGrr315: that is funny TaiGrr315: don't worryme notice charmedsenshi4: (i would answer you tai, but i'm dead) charmedsenshi4: <--- is dead dreamyshade: *becomes god and revives her* charmedsenshi4: <--- is still dead TaiGrr315: umm charmedsenshi4: ( i would comment on your divine prowess, britta, but i'm dead) dreamyshade: *booming voice* YOU SHALL GET AN A ON YOUR RELIGION FINAL! TaiGrr315: I think we betta go burry da corpse dreamyshade: no, flush it down the toilet jkjkjk TaiGrr315: a body don't fit charmedsenshi4: (i would comment on your booming voice, britta, but i'm STILL dead) TaiGrr315: maybe da sewer charmedsenshi4: joy to the world that's shia's dead, we barbecued his head! dreamyshade: you know they find diamonds in the sewer charmedsenshi4: what happened to his body? we flushed it down the potty TaiGrr315: really charmedsenshi4: round and round it goes charmedsenshi4: and round and round it goes and i gtg! charmedsenshi4: nevermind i don't gotta go TaiGrr315: umm i thought u wuz dead dreamyshade: well i revived her dreamyshade: killed shia instead charmedsenshi4: but i need to study religion dreamyshade: so do i dreamyshade: bye charmedsenshi4: ::raises hand:: |
and then I left.
jessica and I ended up studying
by phone later anyway...