DREGOTH'S TOP TEN
DREGOTH'S TOP TEN
From the city-state office of New Giustenal all the way to war-stricken Raam. Here are the Top Ten List(s).
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF DREGOTH HAS INVADED YOUR CITY
10. Thirty-foot tall statue of an undead dragon appears outside your city hall.
9. Football ratings go down and human sacrifices enjoy a massive surge in popularity.
8. You notice bumper stickers reading 'I don't break for humans'.
7. Microsoft releases its new obsidian orb interface for Windows of Enemy's Fury.
6. The New Giustenal team wins the Olympics.
5. Murderous armies of dray constantly pour from your bathroom mirror.
4. Your parents come to dinner, and they've been dead for fifteen years.
3. Liza Minelli is signed to play the title role in 'Dregoth: The Movie'.
2. All the other players at your games now have scales and claws.
1. The necks on all your T-shirts are stretched out.
{Flings pen out back window.}