'SONGS IN THE KEY OF DREGOTH'
WANNABEFREE
Parody of the Spice Girls' Wannabe, by ? (not the Spice Girls, methinks)
Performed by the Spice Rebels (Rikus, Neeva, Sadira, Agis & Tithian)
stupid chorus
Sadira: I tell you what I want what I really really want.
Neeva: So tell us what you want what you really really want.
Sadira: I tell you what I want what I really really want.
Neeva: So tell us what you want what you really really want.
Sadira: I wanna (huh) I wanna (huh) I wanna (huh) I wanna (huh) I wanna really really really wanna kill-a-king, ah!
Agis: If you wanna kill a sorcerer-king, look to the past. Thousands have tried and failed, you won't be the last.
Rikus: Now don't go wasting, our precious time, shut your mouth up noble or I'll rearrange your face.
(stupid chorus with Sadira and Rikus again)
Neeva: If you wanna be a tyrant, you gotta get with my friends.
Agis: Rulership's forever 'cos sorcerer-kings never end.
Sadira: If you wanna be our tyrant, you have got to give.
Tithian: Taking is too easy. I'd like to be the king!
Rikus: So you can handle us, Kalak? Hey catch this spear! When it pierces your chest section, you'll know its for real.
Tithian: I'm not a traitor, king! I'm here for the ride. Forgive me as I slide the Heartwood Spear into your spine.
stupid chorus again
Sadira: So here's the story from A to Z, we all used to be slaves in House Mericles.
Neeva: You got Sadira in the place that likes it on her face.
Rikus: Agis Asticles serves wine that tastes like pee.
Sadira (glaring at Neeva): Easy Neev who took her leave from the pits when she freed.
Tithian: And as for me...
Sadira: You're an irritating dweeb.
Rikus: Gut Kalak out and spread him all about!
All: Gut Kalak out and spread him all about!
chorus followed by annoying ad lib
Rikus: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta know I'm sterile!
Neeva & Sadira: Gut Kalak out and spread him all about!
Agis & Tithian: Gut Kalak out and spread him all about!
Sadira: Now I really really really wanna kill the Dragon, aah!