Dear Mimi,
I work with a lady who makes you look like Mary Poppins. She favors you both physically and mentally. She is the incarnate of all that is evil. She attacks employees and customers verbally, cries for no reason, flies off the handle constantly, and leaves work angry several times a day to "get away from all this B.S." as she says. I won't even TALK about her PMS or how she tells everyone, in detail, about her sex life. Her co-workers are miserable around her. Her boss is a long time friend aware of it all but afraid to fire her because she may retaliate. All she needs is the eye shadow. She could be your evil twin! Everytime I see her and she is in a tolerable mood (which is rare), I compliment her by telling her she reminds me of a movie star! Everyone else in the office knows what I mean and we all get a laugh out of it. I am posting a beautiful 8 x 10 picture of you at her cubicle right now. I can't wait to see her reaction. How would you handle someone with this kind of behavior?
signed, HELP!

Dear HELP!
Please tell Ursula that the whole family has been looking for for years, and to at least call our poor mother!
No, seriously ... it sounds to me like this woman has a dire need for attention. She flashes about wildly, causing commotion wherever she goes because she desperately wants someone to notice her. And with the way she is carries on, don't you ALL notice her? These type of people are like jawbreakers, all hard on the outside, but warm and fuzzy on the inside. They have usually been hurt badly by someone that meant a lot to them, and the hard candy shell protects them from letting anyone in close enough to do it again. They normally will tolerate someone like you or Drew, that jokes with them about the way they act, but doesn't try to be their best friend. With this type of relationship they have a constant flow of attention, and no sentimental strings attached.
I think the picture of me was a fabulous touch ... everyone needs a hero!
Keep me informed of this approach goes over, and best of luck, Doughboy! Mimi

Dear Mimi,
First off I think you are great!!!!. My question is I like this guy but I make out I hate him but not to his face, like I act tough but inside I am soo nervous and I want to find out if he likes me , you see he acts nervous around me! what do I do?
Amanda

Dear Amanda,
This letter is one that hits a little too close to home, if you get my drift. There is this guy that I work with and I call him a various barnyard names and pick on him constantly. But, truth be told, I kinda like him. The only reason I do all the tricks and namecalling is to get his attention. I'm too chicken to tell him how I really feel, because let's face it ... he could embarrass me in front of everyone! How could I ever show my face in there again? I would be crushed if he didn't like me, too.
But, something we both have to think about is that we could be with these guys if we just quit being scared and spilled our guts. Is it more important to save face and avoid embarrassment all the while wondering what could have been or being in the romance of a lifetime and having taken a chance?
Worse case scenario: we get publicly humiliated and in a couple of days everyone forgets about it and we all move on. Then we can throw those insults and mean them! So, if that's the worst that can happen, remind me again why we're waiting?
Thanks for your letter, Amanda. I think I helped us both out. Let me know how things go for you.
Oh, and by the way, if they act nervous around you - chances are they already like you, too.

'Tis better to have loved a pig and found out he really was a pig and had your face cracked than never to have loved at all. :0)
MIMI

Mimi,
Admit it! You DO like Drew! Remember that little shrine you have of him? But you're still funny and cool on the show. Lighten up a little on the makeup. Blue and purples are cool, but above the eye?!!!!?!!!
Anyway, I need advice about this guy. He thinks that I don't like him, but I do (I used to and he knew, but now he thinks I don't) and I think he likes me again. Should I have someone ask him?
By the way, you give great advice!
Sarah

Sarah,
First of all I do NOT like Drew. I've told everyone I don't know how many times, but you never seem to pick up the clue phone! And for those of you who bring up the little shrine thin, it a voodoo closet, so THERE!
You are right about the eyeshadow in a way, but I feel comfortable with it. I may seem sweet & gentle on the inside, but I'm a woman with passion & a mission!
As for your question about the guy you like, I say just go for it. If you think he likes you, you're already ahead of the ball game. Let him know you like him & see what his reaction is. It's also better to take care of these things yourself. Sometimes things can get lost in the translation. Besides, you don't want to miss the gleam in his eye when his suspicions are proved to be true.
Good luck & thanks for the question!
MIMI

Hello, Mimi.
How are you? I just wanted to say how good I think you are on the show and you were not on it, it would be lacking a big part of the humor in the show. I think that you and Drew are perfect enemies. By the way, keep it up with the pig jokes.
I was wondering ... what do girls look for in guys ?
Sincerley,
Josh

Josh,
Thanks for the flattery, it will get you an answer. I can't speak for all of the female race, but I look for a great sense of humor, a good listener, and someone I can trust. Also, a dash of chemistry between us doesn't hurt. Looks are overrated, and won't always be around, unless you get plastic surgery every two years. And let's face it, who wants to be in love with a Tupperware bowl ???
Keep watching the show & good luck with the ladies,
MIMI

Dear Mimi,
I really enjoy your show. I think it is the best show on T.V. I was wondering if you could tell me how to tell my boyfriend that I am not his slave. He's always telling me to get things for him and he never gets anything for me. I'm desperate I need your answer as soon as possible.
Thanks,
Angela

Dear Angela,
The best way to let someone let you know how you feel is to tell them to their face & be as serious as possible. I think in your case, that is the best thing to do. Just let him know you feel that the relationship is all take and no give. If he really cares about you, he should at least make an effort to correct this behavior, especially since is upsetting you like it is.
I'm glad you watch & like the show. We appreciate all our viewers.
'Hope this helps,
MIMI

Hi Mimi,
I love you on Drew Carey and without you there would be no show. My question ... I have a friend who would like to have an affair with a fellow worker but he's 25...she's 45???? Please help me with some advice for her
... Ei

Dear Ei,
Well, if they are both single & care about each other, then let them have their happiness. BUT, they should realize going into this that there will be issues that will have to be faced, and they may recieve flack from friends & family, not to mention what her children, if any, will think. All things should be considered before jumping into a relationship of any kind, especially when there is a 20 year age difference.
I wish all involved the best & continue to enjoy the show.
MIMI

Mimi,
Where can I get blue and purple eyeshadow?
PG 4444

PG4444,
Now that the '80's seem to be resurfacing, many makeup companies are selling the more ... colorful shadows. Revlon has a great selection & their "Street Wear" line is to die for. If you are serious enough, you can mix a few colors together for the custom look like I have.

Thanks,
MIMI

Hi Mimi,
I love your show. Your the person in a show that really makes it great. I watch your show every week, and you will never get Mr.Wick for a boyfreind. The only reason you tease Drew is because you like him.
Aaron Barnett

Dear Aaron,
ARE YOU CRAZY ??? ME like DREW ???
What could I possibly see in that pig ???
We all know he's head over heels in love with me, but do you really think a lady of MY taste could fall for such a slob ?
PPPPPLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEEEEE !!!!!
MIMI

Dear Mimi,
Hi!! I think your show is great. What I wanted to ask you is that I have this friend (let's call her "Beth") who I see all the time and she is a close friend, but she isn't my best friend because she has a best friend of her own. But her best friend (let's call her "Candy")is jealous of all the time I spend her. Candy gets mad at me a lot and she even gets mad at Beth as well. Then the next time I see her she acts like nothing happened but I know she is jealous of us. I don't know what to say around Candy because if I say anything about me and my friends doing something together she'll get mad. I really need some advice.
Confused, VIC Australia

Dear Confused,
In your particular letter, I had an experience like the one you are in & I gave up on the jealous "friend". I think in my case it was best, because I didn't really get along with the her as well as the middle girl (Shelly) anyway, and I'm glad I did what I did now, because me & Shelly are still good friends.
Whew !!! What a situation to be in the middle of! If this girl "Candy" is as nutty as she sounds, forget about her. If someone causes you more aggravation than happiness, how can you consider them a friend ???
As for her Beth, if the two of you get along, go with it. If Candy has a problem with it, tough. I think it's noble that you are concerned about hurting her, but you have to look out for yourself, and not worry about if she's mad or not. I know all these people seem like the most important things in your life right now, but 10 years from now, you probally will still be in contact with few if any of them. It's sad but true, so make yourself happy.
Good luck & let me know how things go,
MIMI

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