1) Who's the black private dick,
Who's a sex machine with all the chicks?
2) When I was a very small boy,
Very small boys talked to me.
3) Far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted frightened trees,
Out to the windy beach
4) He drew his bow across the strings,
And it made an evil hiss,
And then a band of demons joinied in
5) British police are the best in the world,
I don't believe none of the stories I'm told
6) Philosophy is the walk on the slippery rocks,
Religion is the smile on a dog.
7) I had an uncle who once played,
For Red Star Belgrade
8) I pulled into Nazerath, just feeling 'bout half past dead,
I just need a place where I can lay my head
9) Sure, I've got on sneaks, but I need a new pair,
'Cause basketball courts in summer got girls there.
10) I knew that snake was my own sweet dad,
From a worn out picture that my momma had,
I knew the scar on his cheek and his evil eye
11) World was on fire, no one could save me but you,
Strange what desire would make foolish people do.
12) Son, I'm thirty,
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty.
13) If you go chasing rabbits, you know you're going to fall,
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call
14) There's hours of time on the telephone line
To talk about things to come,
Sweet dreams and flying machines
15) And the sun poured in like butterscotch,
And stuck to all my senses,
Won't you stay we'll put on a day,
16) Woke up this morning,
Smiled at the rising sun.
17) Its been 7 hours and 16 days,
Since you took your love away.
18) When I hold you In my arms
I know I can't do no wrong now
When I hold you in my arms
My love can't do me no harm
19) Philadelphia PA,
Baltimore in DC now,
Don't forget the motor city.
20) Oklahoma city looks oh so pretty,
You'll see Amarillo; Gallup, New Mexico
Flagstaff, Arizona; don't forget Wynona
21) I want to run, I want to hide,
I want to tear down the walls that hold me inside,
22) The local rock group down the street is trying hard
To learn their song,
Serenade the weekend squire who just came out
To mow his lawn.
23) I'm you only friend, I'm not your only friend,
But I'm a little glowing friend,
But really, I'm not actually your friend.
24) I know your going to be upset,
'Cause I was always your little girl
But you should know by now,
That I'm not a baby
25) I never make an error, I never make a boob,
I'm a glossy magazine, and advert on the tube.
26) The taxmans taken all my dough,
And left me in my stately home.
27) She may get weary, women do get weary,
Wearing that old tatty dress.
28) What'll you do when you get lonely,
And nobody's waiting by your side.
29) No one told me about her, what could I do?
Well no one told me about her, though they all knew.
30) Childhood living is easy to do,
The things that you wanted,
I brought them to you.
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