Welcome to Newbie-Gay-Land!

We'll start things off with a joke. Whats gayer than an Enri-gay fan? A HATEBOOK NEWBIE!

I mean, hell... the fuckers should mate or something. Can you imagine what their children would look like? Oh wait... I could.

Just when you thought it possibly couldn't get any worse... it did. (Thanks for making that picture, by the way).

Next, I have devised a very simple test to see if in fact, you are a newbie. Please take out a sheet of paper, write down your corresponding answer, and then find out at the end!

Okay, lets get started...
1. Who was the very first person to sign the Hatebook? a) Lupus b) Felix c) Me d) HornyPope

2. Why did Spanky G leave? a) To move to China. b) To go to college. c) To have children with that "Smurfette" chick. d) He didn't leave, he died of a heroin overdose.

3. The number of words I know in the English language is...? a) Three or less. b) 20 or more. c) I don't know English. d) Could you pass me the bong?

4. Bloodhound Gang's first album was entitled... a) Hooray for Titties. b) I like poop. c) Dingleberry what? d) Help... that huge mole is trying to eat me!

5. Last question kiddies, better think hard on this one! My real name is... a) Bob John Clark b) Jimmy Pop Ali c) Abraham Lincoln d) Chrissy

You're finished! Now click here to see how you did!