Welcome to the PILL PAGE! Here I will tell you about some of the pills I've ever eaten, and some nice little stories to go alone with them...

This was the first pill I ever ate:

It was a white euro. Good clean pill, rolled fucking balls... but then again who wouldnt? It was my first time. It was on this night that I got nicked the "airplane dancer", due to my sudden obsession with throwing my arms out and spinning in circles. I supposedly wanted to "feel how soft the air was". Don't ask. I also ate these pills on New Years of last year.

Up next, I'm going to show you the ONLY pill that has ever made me throw up:

It's a white VIP. My advice is, if you ever stumble upon this pill... DON'T EAT IT. I went to my best friends prom in Deleware on it, and on our way out the front door, in front of all the teachers and cops, I puked all over my dress. Ate another one the next night and tweaked out bad, thought I was all dying and shit. Scary.

And the next pill is the pill I took the night I graduated from high school:
This is a green nike. It was a trippy pill, I hadn't rolled in a few months at that point so it hit me pretty hard. Cops showed up at the party I was at when it was first starting to kick in, so that was pretty crazy. I had to drive around town all fucked up.

Next is the pill I took every weekend at the end of the summer, and the pill I had when I went to m first club:

We took triple stack white roles royces... this is a red one. These were AWESOME pills, I rolled off only one every time, even only half of one, one night. You can still get these if you look hard enough.

Next we'll skip over to the first pill I ate in Colorado:

This is a white audi tt. Pretty good pill, not really strong or anything. Then again I wasn't really in a great environment, we had a fucking sing along with some kid that could play the guitar and just chilled. Closest thing we could find to techno was a Radiohead c.d... there were a few first-timers there so I fucked with them with my glowsticks.

Up next is a pretty bad roll I ate:

This pill is a green 007. Came from Amsterdam supposedly, and was strong as fuck. Would have been nice if I'd been out at a club or something, but unfortunately I was at a frat house's initation... a.k.a. tons of drunk guys trying to hit on me. This really, really scared me and I basically bugged the fuck out. Waste of a pill.

And next is the SECOND best pill I've ever taken. It used to be the first best... that is until I ate one of the best pills in the country (PlayStation... no picture available):

Went to a Halloween party... ate a red tulip and then one of these. Worked WONDERFULLY, ate some shrooms while I was coming down and did the whole hippy-flipping thing. Overall a great time.

Disclaimer: This page in no way indicates that I do any sort of drugs. It is purely for entertainment value.