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DENTAL JOKES - II |
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want Novacaine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear." |
A woman goes to the dentist. When he bows to begin to work, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, |
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer. |
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... |
What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque |
What game did the dentist play when she was a child?...Caps and robbers |
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself |
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear |
What was the dentist doing in Panama?...Looking for the Root Canal |
Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station |
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth |
What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte |
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it |
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back |
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now." |
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't !" said the dentist. "That was the echo." |
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor.He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother." |
"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?" |
A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee
would be the patient says, " Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? " |
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( I ) In the above section, you have seen the fictional lighter side of
Dentistry. |