Reasons why shy men are better!
by: Personification of Insanity <chrishinds@delphi.com>
I was in a silly mood, so I came up with Ten reasons why women should go out
with shy men.
Here goes (in no particular order):
- Thinking about sex all the time makes them incredible lovers.
- Unlikely to ever cheat on you or fool around.
- Will never treat you bad because they're too afraid of losing you.
- They won't dominate conversations.
- They're good listeners.
- No emotional baggage from previous relationships.
- They will worship you as a goddess.
- Tendency to blush means good blood circulation. (hint, hint)
- Desire to keep you happy = guaranteed multiple orgasms.
- STD-free!
I found this posted on the Usenet somewhere (I forget which newsgroup) a while
ago, so I don't know if the author's e-mail address is still valid. The
follow-ups to this post basically all agreed that even though the author
made the list in a humorous vein, the reasons listed are generally true as
well. I have to admit that a number of these are true for me (but, no, I won't
tell you which ones). Write to me if you really want to know and maybe I'll
tell you. :) Something to think about, huh? ;)
James Marshall
dronak@yahoo.com
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