My pets

I have a lot of critters. I have 6 gerbils and 2 hamsters. I dedicate this page to them.

These are the mother gerbils, Spaz (left) and Taz (right). Spaz was so named because she is basically afraid of her own shadow. I named the other one Taz because everytime Spaz would spaz out, Taz would get annoyed and kick her ass. I bought them at the pet store and they were already pregnant, so trying to find out who the fathers are is impossible. Plus, the babies were born while I was at work, so figuring out who's babies belong to who is also impossible. I don't have all the babies anymore, either. I gave some to friends of mine, that way I wouldn't have a gerbil farm.

These are the baby gerbils. Crackhead (top left) acts just like Spaz, so he has to be her's. Knuckles (top right) was named for the white stripes on his knuckles of his front paws. Macaroni (bottom left) was named after a scene in the movie "Friday." If anyone has seen "Friday," then you'll know that Macaroni is a mack. Skunky (bottom right) was named after his colors, because he looks like a skunk.

These are my hamsters, Oprah (left) and Roseanne (right). Oprah was named that because she is fat, brown, and good-natured. I named the other one Roseanne because she is fat, white, and a bitch.