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A guy is near the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger
brother, who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring
his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the
guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower
bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you
might expect, things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his
little brother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to
whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato"
if she wants a new position. "Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!!" she screams. "Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get
pregnant!" Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you guys stop making sandwiches up there?! You're getting
mayonnaise all over my face!"
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SEX
IS:
LIKE NOKIA-"CONNECTING PEOPLE",
LIKE NIKE-"JUST DO IT",
LIKE PEPSI-"ASK FOR MORE",
AND LIKE SAMSUNG-"EVERYONE IS INVITED"
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