DRAGAN PETKOVIC
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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER

8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezede orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry 12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she has gained 7kg
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 Nap
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7.30Candle lit dinner followed by dancing
with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp,
new, white linen)
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM

6.00 Alarm
6.15 Blow job
6.30 Massive satisfying shit while reading
the sports section
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs,
coffee and toast, all cooked by naked buxom wench
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job
en-route)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers
and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15 Blow job12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several
Whiskeys)
2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with
all female crew (all nude)
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked supermodel
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalised
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Ice-cream served on a pair of tits
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohiba cigar in
front of wall size TV as you watch international match
of the day; England beating Germany 11-0
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian
tendencies)
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza
snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30 A night cap blowjob
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room!

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