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- Who has invented the love?
- The poor, so they can fuck for free.

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give yoou?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.

A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.

- What is the difference between the tirees Good Year and 365 used condoms?
- 365 used condoms are VERY good year.

A group of spermatozoa march. Unexpectedly, the spermatozoon guides stops:
- Stop! Treason! The ass!!!

-Why dwarfs laugh while they play the soccer?
- Because the grass tickles their balls!<

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
- To get a diarrhoea!

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