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An Englishman, a Bosnian and a Serb are in a bar one night having a beer.
All of a sudden the Serb downs his beer, throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun, shoots the glass to pieces and says:
"In Serbia our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".
The Bosnian obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots his glass to pieces and says:
"Well mate, in Bosnia we have so much sand to make the glasses.
The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Serb and the Bosnian and says:
"In England we have so many Serbs and Bosnians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
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