|
drpetkovic
home page
- But everybody
looks funny naked!
- You woke me up for that?
- Did I mention the video camera?
- Do you smell something burning?
- (in a janitor's closet) And they say romaance is dead...
- Try breathing through your nose.
- A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
- Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
- Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
- But whipped cream makes me break out.
>
- Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
- Can you please pass me the remote controll?
- Do you accept Visa?
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- On second thought, let's turn off the ligghts.
- And to think
- I was really trying to pick up your friennd!
- So much for mouth-to-mouth.
- (using body paint) Try not to leave any sstains, okay?
- Hope you're as good looking when I'm sobeer...
- (holding a banana) It's just a little triick I learned at the zoo!
- Do you get any premium movie channels?
- Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
>
- Got any penicillin?
- But I just brushed my teeth...
- Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
- I thought you had the keys to the handcufffs!
- I want a baby!
- So much for the fulfillment of sexual fanntasies!
- Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
- Did you know the ceiling needs painting?<
- I think you have it on backwards.
- When is this supposed to feel good?
- You're good enough to do this for a livinng!
- Is that blood on the headboard?
- Did I remember to take my pill?
- I wish we got the Playboy channel...
- That leak better be from the waterbed!
- I told you it wouldn't work without batteeries!
- But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.<
- Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in thiis bed?
- If you quit smoking you might have more eendurance.
- No, really... I do this part better mysellf!
- It's nice being in bed with a woman I donn't have to inflate!
- This would be more fun with a few more peeople.
- You're almost as good as my ex!
- Do you know the definition of statutory rrape?
- Is that you I smell or is it your mattresss stuffed with rotten potatoes?
- Perhaps you're just out of practice
- You sweat more than a galloping stallion!!
- They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rrash.
- Now I know why he/she dumped you...
- Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgunn?
- You give me reason to conclude that forepplay is overrated.
- What tampon?
- Have you ever considered liposuction?
>
- And to think, I didn't even have to buy yyou dinner!
- I have a confession...
- I was so horny tonight I would have takenn a duck home!
- Are those real or am I just behind the tiimes?
- You'll still vote for me, won't you?
- Did I mention my transsexual operation?
- I really hate women who actually think seex means something!
- Did you come yet, dear?
- A good plastic surgeon can take care of tthat in no time!
- Does this count as a date?
- Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like yyou!
- I need another beer for this please.
- I think biting is romantic, don't you?
- When would you like to meet my parents?
- Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"t;?
- Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very ggood with names.
- Don't worry, my dog's really friendly forr a Doberman.
- Sorry but I don't do toes!
- You could at least ACT like you're enjoyiing it!
- Keep it down, my mother is a light sleepeer...
- I'll bet you didn't know I work for "t;The Enquirer".
- So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
- My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT lonnger!
- I've slept with more women than Wilt Chammberlain!
- Hey, when is it going to be my friend's tturn?
- Long kisses clog my sinuses...
- Please understand that I'm only doing thiis for a raise...
- How long do you plan to be "almost tthere"?
- You mean you're NOT my blind date?
........
drpetkovic
home page
|