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- Under no
circumstances use any other toilet than your own, regardless of any stomach
pain that may be caused while waiting to get home.
- With the
toilet-brush, clean any residue left on the bowl by your boyfriend/husband.
Also wipe his pubic hair off the seat with some toilet paper.
- Flush the
toilet before starting. Then wash your hands.
- Line the
toilet seat with toilet paper (as other people may have sat on the toilet
since it was last bleached).
- Stuff toilet
paper inside the bowl to prevent splash back.
- Pull panties
down and sit. Some women may still prefer to squat over the seat as opposed
to taking the risk of touching it with bare flesh.
- Release
solids, but strain to avoid making any sounds.
- Rise and
quickly flush before direct eye contact is made with any feces.
- Take a length
of toilet paper and fold it several times to positively guarantee that no
residue will touch bare skin (about five or six applications per roll).
- Wipe once and
throw paper into the bowl. Do not look at the paper.
- Repeat steps 9
and 10 at least thirty times. It may be necessary to yell for your
boyfriend/husband to find some more rolls to pass through the door while
promising not to open his eyes or pass any comments. It is traditional to do
this while he is trying to watch sports.
- Flush the
toilet and replace the lid.
- Wash hands at
least three times with disinfectant soap.
- Open all
windows and spray approximately half-a-can of air freshener.
- Pick up all
reading material left behind by your boyfriend/husband and leave bathroom,
closing the door firmly behind you.
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