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drpetkovic
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My wife and I
have all the secrets for making a marriage last:
- Two times a
week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and
companionship. She goes Tuesday's, I go Fridays.
- We also sleep
in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.
- I take my wife
everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- I asked my
wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't
been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
- We always hold
hands. If I let go, she shops.
- She has an
electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said,
"There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I
bought her an electric chair.
- My wife is on
a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she
climb a tree now.
- She got a
mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
- She ran after
the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The
driver said, "No, jump! in!"
- Remember....Marriage
is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces
began with marriage.
- I married Miss
Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
- I haven't
spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
- The last fight
was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"... I said,
'Dust!"
- In the
beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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drpetkovic
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