DRAGAN PETKOVIC
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Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight.
Look how many calories you can burn:

  1. TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
    With her agreement............................................12 cal
    Without her agreement.....................................187 cal
    .

  2. TAKING OFF THE BRA
    With both hands..................................................8 cal
    With one hand...................................................12 cal
    With the mouth..................................................85 cal
    .

  3. PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
    With erection.......................................................6 cal
    Without erection..............................................315 cal
    .

  4. FOREPLAY
    Trying to find the clitoris......................................8 cal
    Trying to find G spot.........................................92 cal
    Without caring at all............................................0 cal
    .

  5. WHEN "DOING IT"
    Holding her up..................................................12 cal
    Just on the floor..................................................8 cal
    .

  6. POSITIONS
    Daddy-mummy..................................................2 cal
    69 laying............................................................8 cal
    69 standing up................................................112 cal
    Trolley............................................................216 cal
    Italian chandelier.............................................912 cal
    .

  7. HAVING AN ORGASM
    Real...............................................................112 cal
    Fake..............................................................315 cal
    .

  8. POST ORGASM
    Staying in bed..................................................18 cal
    Jumping off the bed..........................................36 cal
    Figuring out why she jumped off the bed.........816 cal
    .

  9. GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
    Between 16 and 19 years of age.....................12 cal
    From 20 to 29................................................36 cal
    From 30 to 39..............................................108 cal
    From 40 to 49..............................................324 cal
    From 50 to 59..............................................972 cal
    Over 60..................................................... 2916 cal
    .

  10. PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
    Quietly...........................................................32 cal
    Being in a hurry..............................................98 cal
    With her husband opening the door.............1218 cal

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