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Is it truth that the Scots are skinflints? The jokes say YES!
Two Scots, father and son, go to America.
- Daddy, when we’ll arrive?
- Shut up and swim.
While a Scot is pissing, a dollar falls into the toilet.
Desperately, he looks at the dollar and asks himself whether a dollar is worth getting his hands dirty.
After a while of thinking, he takes 10 dollars out of his pocket and throws them into the toilet.
One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house.
- Oh my God, I hope it is her lover. ;
-Well, it's worth getting your hands dirtyy for eleven dollars!
- Why do Scots watch porn films from the eend to the beginning?
- Because they like a happy end, when the prostitute gives the money back to the client.
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