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"I know Bob said it looks like real dynamite."
"Of course it's sturdy."
"The pin was in there seven seconds ago." (note: grenades go off after
eight
seconds)
"What truck?"
"What could go wrong?
Oops...
I think I turned it off.
I'n bwot dwunk.
What does this button do?
Do you smell smoke?
Aaaaiieeeeeeee!!!
Auggh!
Oh sh-
It isn't loaded.
All right, sir, I won't tell you the building is on fire.
It's perfectly safe.
Welcome [hic] abord. This is [hic] your, um, captain. [hic]
We'll be fine.
I've done this opperation twice already!
Why, the next time I see that axe murderer....
Whoops, I dropped my wallet on the tracks...
Where's my parachute?
No! Not THAT button!
Daddy, what happens if my foot is stuck in the 'lescalator?
I can't swim!
I have complete confidence that Joe can stop them... Oh, hi Joe.
Where's my pet tarantula?
What are you going to do, kill me?
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