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drpetkovic
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Good
Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad
You Can't find your birth control pills
Worse
Your daughter borrowed them.
Good
Your husband understands fashion.
Bad
He's a crossdresser.
Worse
He Looks better than you.
Good
Your son's finally maturing.
Bad
He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse
So are you.
Good
You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad
She keeps interrupting.
Worse
With corrections
Good
Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad
She wants a divorce.
Worse
She's a lawyer.
Good
Your wife says you can go golfing all you want.
Bad
Because she's leaving you.
Worse
For another woman
Good
You came home for a quickie
Bad
The postman had the same idea
Worse
There's 5 guys in line.
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drpetkovic
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