A poor man and woman sat down in their living room and the man said, ''I'm going down to the pub for a bit, so put your coat on.'' The woman replied, ''Oh, sweetie, why? Are you taking me with you?'' The man replied, ''No, I'm turning the heat off.

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Things Not to Say To A Cop When You're Pulled Over...
Back off Barney, I've got a piece.
Want to race to the station, Sparky?
On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.
You'll never get those cuffs on me... You Pussy!
Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!
How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?
I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

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