The original Win98 code (as intended by Bill Gates):
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main ()
{
while (!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message
();
display_bill_rules_message
();
do_nothing_loop
();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile ();
do_nothing_loop ();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system ();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2 ();
hang_system ();
}
write_something
(anything);
display_copyright_message
();
do_nothing_loop
();
do_some_stuff
();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message ();
do_nothing_loop ();
basically_run_windows_3.1 ();
do_nothing_loop ();
do_nothing_loop ();
}
}
if (detect_cache ())
disable_cache ();
if (fast_cpu ())
{
set_wait_states
(lots);
set_mouse (speed,
very_slow);
set_mouse (action,
jumpy);
set_mouse (reaction,
sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");
*/
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf ("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok ())
crash (to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open ("a:\swp0001.swp",
O_CREATE);
while (something)
{
sleep (5);
get_user_input
();
sleep (5);
act_on_user_input
();
sleep (5);
}
create_general_protection_fault ();
}