#1	Do you ever wonder who invented milk? I mean did some guy just walk up to a cow and say "Hey! I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these!" Calvin and Hobbes"
#2	If they made tugboats bigger they could be the boats that other boats tug Duckman
#3	Did you know that about 1/7 of your life is spent on a monday? Garfield
#4	If wrinkles are only there to show where laughs have been, your life must have been a laugh riot Jim Davis (Garfield)
#5	Golfers don't grow old. They just lose their balls ?????
#6	When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her ?????
#7	It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother Charles Pierce
#8	when everything is going your way, ur on the wrong side of the road Jason Min
#9	I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her ?????
#10	My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher Socrates