NANCY MITFORD IS A DICK
I don't like to use such a rude word but YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. You're sitting back in your overstuffed chair reading about stuffy aristocrats and thinking 'stuff them' but because you keep coming back to it over and over again you think you must like them. No way buddy! You know they're dicks, but you like reading sentences that don't have too many adjectives in them and don't include drivel about sex and have lots of stuff about being driven around by chaffeurs. Okay you're sick of driving your car! That's all it is, you don't REALLY support the aristocracy.'Perhaps an uneducated vagabond, copulating under the influence of marijuana smoke, might confuse his drug-induced reverie for pleasure deriving from the act. I can see no other likely circumstance surrounding such confusion.'