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| This idea was brought up on the buffy.com Posting Board and was so popular I had to put it on the site. The idea was originally stolen from the Dana Scully fan site - OBSSE. But to quote Dirty Socks "I prefer to think of it as sharing" :) Enjoy the pants and mail me if you have any submissions. Keep checking back for more episode quotes... |
| Faith, Hope and Trick Faith: God, I cold eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how pants just always make you hungry and horny? Xander: What about the pants, you were saying something, before... Faith: Oh, there's this Big Daddy Vampire out of Missouri who used to keep pants as pets. So he's got me tryin' on a pair. They must've been tweleve feet long... Faith: I tell ya, I never had more trouble than them damn pants. So what about you? What was your toughest pair? Oz: Something occuring. Uh, now, you both kill pants, and who could blame you, but, I'm wondering about your position on g-strings. Willow: Oz wears g-strings. Buffy: It's a long stroy. Oz: I got a wedgie. Buffy: Apparently not that long. Faith: The pants though, they'd better get their asses to 'Victoria's Secret', 'cause you and I are gonna have fun, you know. Pant-less and fancy-free... Buffy: Pant-less? Faith: Didn't yours go to England too? Faith: Dyin' to meet the pants, I'm in. Faith: Okay. hey, later. *We* will talk pants. Faith: You guys are a hoot and a half. If I'd had pants like you in high school, I... probably still would've took 'em off. But I might've put 'em in the laundry, you know? Joyce: So, you're a Pants Slayer, too. Isn't that interesting! Do you like it? Faith: God, I love it! Buffy: Uh, Mom? Joyce: Uh, just a second honey. You know Buffy never talks that way. Why do you love it? Faith: Well, when I'm tryin' 'em on, it's like the whole world goes away and I only know one thing: I'm gonna win and they're gonna lose. I like them pants. Faith: Didn't we do these pants alreay? Buffy: Funny thing about pants. They'll hit an ass even *after* you've tried them on. It's like they have no manners. Buffy: What's wrong with you? Faith: What are you talking about? Buffy: I'm talking about 'living large' on those pants! Faith: Gee, if tryin' on pants upsets you, I think you're in the wrong line of work! Buffy: Pants Guy. Goes by the name Kakistos Faith What do *you* know about pants? Beauty and the Beasts Faith: But you like him. And when you think about him you get that good, down-pants tickle, right? Buffy: Yeah, I guess but... How pants? Faith: You tell me! Oz: Debbie. Well, victim number one, Jeff. He was in jazz band with us. They used to horse around. Faith: They were screwing Oz: I don't think so, but he hid her pants once. |
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