![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
Are you tired of sex, but your husband is not? |
||||||||
Nocturnal emissions. This one is my favorite! Every man has erections at night. All you have to do is help him along a little and he will ejaculate in his sleep. Its not hard to do either. He needs to get used to falling asleep with your hand on his body. When retiring for the night, just lay your hand on his thigh and go to sleep. After a few nights (or weeks), he will be comforted by your hand being there. Now you can start having fun. Move your hand to his penis. If he wakes, just leave it there and see if he falls asleep again. If he doesn't wake, now you can really start having fun! Give him a little rub and see what happens. Drag your silk pajamas across his penis! If he's like my husband, he'll be hard in no time. Give a little squeeze and see how he reacts. If you can get him going, he'll be breathing heavy and bucking agianst your hand. My husband sometimes moans and talks in his sleep. You should hear the dirty little things he says. As he nears orgasm, I sometimes rub his balls. Then I form my hand around his penis and let him do all the work. As he squirts, I gently remove my hand. Sometimes he wakes up and sometimes he stays asleep. He usually sneeks off to the bathroom to wipe himself off. The next day he is usually pretty passive about intercourse. I'll do this routine a couple of days in a row... He rarely asks for sex after a couple of nights of this. After all, he got his rocks off. You can have fun with this one, too. You could try subliminal messages as you rub his penis. Talk about roses or jewelry and see if you get a gift in the next day or two. The messages go straight to his brain! If you want to be mean with this one, all you have to do is rub him until just before orgasm. Some times my husband continues his dream with his hand drifting down to his penis... he finishes the job while he's asleep! Other times he wakes and sneaks off to the bathroom to finish the job. |
||||||||
Some more extreme measures. |