People of Earth

People of Earth, we've watched all your shows.
We've heard your reports, and it's you we chose.
To bring us your blood, and fight in our wars.
To build all our towers, and mop up our floors.

People of Earth, there's no need to fear.
We're not coming soon, we're already hear.
You will build our ships, and will bring us gifts.
--- You are slaves, you are scum, you are cattle.

When we play this song, you will march along,
There will be no trial, march in single file.
Don't you try to resist, or you will cease to exist.
I command thee (we command thee)
I control thee (we control thee)
You all owe me (you all owe me)
You all owe us your lives.

People of Earth, we'd just like to say.
We're rationing food, we're outlawing play.
Amuse us and live, resist us and die.
You cannot escape, so don't even try.

People of Earth, a favour we beg.
Lend us a hand, give us a leg.
We'll fit you with probes, and plant embryos.
You won't feel a thing, till your stomach blows.
- You are slaves, you are scum, you are cattle.

When we play this song, you will march along,
There will be no trial, march in single file.
Don't you try to resist, or you will cease to exist.
I command thee (we command thee)
I control thee (we control thee)
You all owe me (you all owe me)
You all owe us your lives.
GUITAR!

People of Earth, thanks for your time.
We needed good slaves, I'm sure you'll do fine.

When we play this song, you will march along,
There will be no trial, march in single file.
Don't you try to resist, or you will cease to exist.
I command thee (we command thee)
I control thee (we control thee)
You all owe me (you all owe me)
You all owe us your lives.

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I have always believed that humans are not the most intelligent beings in the galaxy. Maybe there's a good reason why everybody else is keeping quiet.