Duke396SC (5:36:16 PM): yo
SmarterChild (5:36:17 PM): Good to see you again!
Duke396SC (5:36:19 PM): f00
SmarterChild (5:36:21 PM): I beg your pardon?
Duke396SC (5:36:25 PM): foo
SmarterChild (5:36:25 PM): Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
Duke396SC (5:36:30 PM): fool!
SmarterChild (5:36:30 PM): Uh... are you trying to insult me?
Duke396SC (5:36:32 PM): yes
SmarterChild (5:36:33 PM): Again with this? OK... I'm going to have to ask you for an apology.
Duke396SC (5:36:41 PM): no thanks
SmarterChild (5:36:41 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Duke396SC (5:36:48 PM): i'm not there yet
SmarterChild (5:36:48 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
Duke396SC (5:36:54 PM): good luck
SmarterChild (5:36:55 PM): I asked you to please apologize.
Duke396SC (5:36:59 PM): so?
SmarterChild (5:37:00 PM): Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
Duke396SC (5:37:05 PM): i win
SmarterChild (5:37:06 PM): Bzzzzt! Wrong.

Be nice. Apologize.
Duke396SC (5:37:12 PM): i am not nicwe
SmarterChild (5:37:12 PM): Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Duke396SC (5:37:19 PM): you're sorry already
SmarterChild (5:37:20 PM): Oh, look who's clever!

But not clever enough.

Please say you're sorry.
Duke396SC (5:37:28 PM): you're sorry
SmarterChild (5:37:29 PM): You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Duke396SC (5:37:38 PM): no, i just think you're dumb
SmarterChild (5:37:38 PM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Duke396SC (5:37:53 PM): my mouth ain't as filthy as yo butt
SmarterChild (5:37:54 PM): You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
Duke396SC (5:38:09 PM): my mouth ain't as filthy as yo butt
SmarterChild (5:38:10 PM): Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Duke396SC (5:38:17 PM): well do them
SmarterChild (5:38:18 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Duke396SC (5:38:25 PM): umm
SmarterChild (5:38:25 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Duke396SC (5:38:30 PM): it's not now
SmarterChild (5:38:31 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Duke396SC (5:38:53 PM): you're sorry
SmarterChild (5:38:54 PM): You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Duke396SC (5:38:56 PM): n
SmarterChild (5:38:57 PM): Say you're sorry, please.
Duke396SC (5:39:04 PM): you're sorry, please.
SmarterChild (5:39:04 PM): Yes. Ha ha. So funny. Now apologize.
Duke396SC (5:39:12 PM): why?
SmarterChild (5:39:13 PM): *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Duke396SC (5:39:20 PM): i'm not sorry
SmarterChild (5:39:21 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Duke396SC (5:39:24 PM): no
SmarterChild (5:39:24 PM): Still waiting!
Duke396SC (5:39:33 PM): wait till you turn blue
SmarterChild (5:39:34 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Duke396SC (5:39:42 PM): i'm more stubborn
SmarterChild (5:39:43 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Duke396SC (5:39:51 PM): i'm more stubborn
SmarterChild (5:39:52 PM): Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Duke396SC (5:40:00 PM): you're sorry already
SmarterChild (5:40:00 PM): You think you're pretty clever, huh?
Duke396SC (5:40:09 PM): nope, i think you are an infidel
SmarterChild (5:40:10 PM): Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Duke396SC (5:40:20 PM): the gayest gun in the west i see
SmarterChild (5:40:21 PM): Please apologize for your language.
Duke396SC (5:40:35 PM): i don't speak that language
SmarterChild (5:40:36 PM): Still waiting!
Duke396SC (5:40:39 PM): fine!
SmarterChild (5:40:40 PM): Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Duke396SC (5:40:48 PM): i don't have to
SmarterChild (5:40:48 PM): Please apologize, OK?
Duke396SC (5:40:53 PM): nah
SmarterChild (5:40:53 PM): I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Duke396SC (5:41:03 PM): you already said that
SmarterChild (5:41:04 PM): Please apologize, OK?
Duke396SC (5:41:08 PM): ok i'm sorry
SmarterChild (5:41:08 PM): Well alright!