KatyKakes99 (7:23:32 PM): so tell me a story

KatyKakes99 (7:23:36 PM): something long

endlesspapercup (7:23:41 PM): why?

KatyKakes99 (7:24:06 PM): so i can work on this thing, but not feel like i'm ignoring you guys

KatyKakes99 (7:24:09 PM): ingenius huh?

endlesspapercup (7:24:17 PM): brilliant

endlesspapercup (7:24:42 PM): k, um, I'll tell a story about...

endlesspapercup (7:24:44 PM): I don't know

endlesspapercup (7:25:43 PM): I got nothin'

KatyKakes99 (7:26:22 PM): a possum and a hippo meet in arby's go go go

endlesspapercup (7:26:35 PM): so, this possum walk into arbys

endlesspapercup (7:26:57 PM): and he goes up to the counter, and there's this hippo there

endlesspapercup (7:27:30 PM): and when he sees the hippo, he passes out

endlesspapercup (7:27:48 PM): because the hippo was his old boyfriend from high school who he thought died

KatyKakes99 (7:28:10 PM): and then what happened

endlesspapercup (7:28:39 PM): the ambulance comes and takes him to the hospital, because he banged his head going down

endlesspapercup (7:29:11 PM): and the hippo tries to follow them, but he can't, because his boss is this evil giraffe who won't let him go

KatyKakes99 (7:30:31 PM): oh no!

endlesspapercup (7:31:11 PM): so he waits till his shift is over, and then rushes off to the hospital, but he doesn't know which hospital they took him to!

endlesspapercup (7:31:33 PM): so he has to go to every hospital in town, looking

endlesspapercup (7:31:46 PM): luckily, there are only two, and he got the right one on the first try

endlesspapercup (7:33:01 PM): but the possum has incredible healing powers, like wolverine, so he's already out of there

endlesspapercup (7:34:28 PM): and the woman at the front desk won't give the hippo the possums phone number or address or anything, because, duh, the hippo could be some scary stalker-type

endlesspapercup (7:34:52 PM): but it's mostly because the possum doesn't have a phone # or address in town, he was just traveling through

KatyKakes99 (7:35:23 PM): how sad! we'll they ever meet up?

endlesspapercup (7:35:33 PM): hush

endlesspapercup (7:35:37 PM): that comes later

KatyKakes99 (7:36:25 PM): oh ok

KatyKakes99 (7:36:40 PM): i gots to go eat, but keep typing me the story

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endlesspapercup (7:37:18 PM): so, the hippo, who's name from now on will be Alan, realizes that the only way to find the possum, who's name, by the way, is Nick, and explain to him everything that's happened since high school is to travel across the country and go to every Arby's he comes across in hopes that they've seen Nick

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endlesspapercup (7:42:16 PM): back when they dated, Nick had this arby's addiction

endlesspapercup (7:43:03 PM): and the reason that they broke up is because he had to go into a 12 step program, and while in there, he recieved news of Alans death

endlesspapercup (7:43:16 PM): of course, it wasn't true, but we'll find out about that later

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KatyKakes99 (7:59:54 PM): a 12 step program huh?

endlesspapercup (8:00:00 PM): yes

endlesspapercup (8:00:08 PM): for those good sandwiches they have

endlesspapercup (8:00:12 PM): with the cheese

KatyKakes99 (8:00:24 PM): very delicious

endlesspapercup (8:00:30 PM): yep3

KatyKakes99 (8:00:42 PM): so which arbys did alan see nick in?

endlesspapercup (8:01:01 PM): the one in oklahoma

KatyKakes99 (8:01:46 PM): hmmmmm....so why did nick receive news of alan's death

endlesspapercup (8:02:08 PM): because a close mutual friend of theirs, ben, sent him the news

KatyKakes99 (8:02:23 PM): what is ben?

KatyKakes99 (8:02:35 PM): oooooo...ben is a koala bear

endlesspapercup (8:03:11 PM): no.

endlesspapercup (8:03:15 PM): polar bear.

endlesspapercup (8:04:52 PM): big ol' furry polar bear who likes puppet shows

KatyKakes99 (8:05:12 PM): oh fine

endlesspapercup (8:05:23 PM): my story, not yours

KatyKakes99 (8:05:45 PM): fine

KatyKakes99 (8:05:49 PM): fatt attack

endlesspapercup (8:05:53 PM): ch

endlesspapercup (8:06:23 PM): so, alan is traveling all over the country

endlesspapercup (8:07:17 PM): and there's a cool montage that shows dots going all over a map to show where he's going

endlesspapercup (8:07:36 PM): and people in restaurants either shaking their head sadly, or nodding and pointing somewhere

KatyKakes99 (8:09:17 PM): lol

endlesspapercup (8:11:40 PM): auuuugh

endlesspapercup (8:12:00 PM): gr

KatyKakes99 (8:12:56 PM): what? writers block?

endlesspapercup (8:13:03 PM): brb

KatyKakes99 (8:14:04 PM): k

endlesspapercup (8:15:02 PM): ok.

endlesspapercup (8:15:34 PM): someone took me off of their friends list on lj.

endlesspapercup (8:15:56 PM): and I had to figure out who it was

KatyKakes99 (8:16:28 PM): ohhhh

KatyKakes99 (8:16:29 PM): ok

endlesspapercup (8:16:37 PM): yes.

KatyKakes99 (8:16:39 PM): so, anyway

endlesspapercup (8:16:46 PM): so, where was I?

endlesspapercup (8:16:57 PM): I'm getting kind of tired of this story

KatyKakes99 (8:17:16 PM): well, that's why you should've just ended it aready

endlesspapercup (8:17:26 PM): shut up

endlesspapercup (8:17:28 PM): you end it

KatyKakes99 (8:17:30 PM): just tell me how they finf each other

KatyKakes99 (8:17:40 PM): and why ben told him alan was dead

endlesspapercup (8:17:52 PM): because ben is a vengeful jerk

endlesspapercup (8:18:33 PM): and wanted nick to himself oh god oh god bad thoughts

endlesspapercup (8:20:11 PM): but then alan found out, but then same bad shit went down, and he ended up thinking that it wasn't worth it, so he moved to oklahoma

KatyKakes99 (8:20:26 PM): ohhhhh

endlesspapercup (8:21:09 PM): and they find each other in an arbys in florida and they kiss and make up and ben is alone forever with his dr. pepper and puppet shows the end

KatyKakes99 (8:21:44 PM): nice

KatyKakes99 (8:21:49 PM): applaud

endlesspapercup (8:21:49 PM): ^_^

endlesspapercup (8:21:54 PM): whoo