Loyalist Lefty Links!

Think that cinema is a lost art?  Prove yourself right, by visiting the Blackwell Moo-V's Homepage! You'll find numerous pictures, compelling interviews and breathtaking biographies about films you've never seen, and the people in them who you could not care less about.  Just log on, and you'll be laughing faster than you can say, "My God, what a waste of time!"

Celebrities these days have it easy.  In the parlance of our times, any movie star, TV star, athlete, or recording artist can have legal carte blanche on our fair society, because they know that their agent will talk their way out of any trouble they manage to bury themselves into.  Why can't the common man have an agent to help them fast talk their way out of a jam when they do something royally moronic?  Why can't any of us have that spokesman to post bail and doctor the spin?  Why, oh why?  Why not?  In these crazy times, we can all look to Puff Scotty to show us the way out of our chasm of shame, and allow us to freely explore our idiocy without being hindered by such chains as accountability and restraining orders!

If you're a nurse practicioner, and who among us isn't, then you'll kill youself in your next life if you choose not to open your mind to the new possibilities that await you at Wellness for Nurses!  After taking care of thousands upon thousands of patients and doctors alike, it's time you take care of yourself for a change.  Learn the way to inner peace, because I don't want to hear about your problems while you're "prepping" me to go under the knife at my next visit to that slaughterhouse you call the hospital.

Anyone who dosen't immediately, and wholeheartedly accept baseball as the one true faith, should be stoned in their blashphemous beds like the lowly infidels that they are!  And, of course, the grand Messiah of all of the fabled lore of our faith, is the Lord D-Baxter, the BOBcat!  He, and the other deciphels of the True Way, also known as the Arizona Diamondbacks, can be found on the website of the same glorious name.  Keep the faith, my friend, and may Baxter be with you!

Here in America, we have many, many inalienable rights.  Most important of these is Freedom from Constapation!  As the most regular country the world has ever known, we use our "down" time to better ourselves as Masters of the Earth.  That is why we read in that grand old chamber we euphamisticly call the "bathroom."  If you are a true American, like the rest of us, your sworn duty is to become a lifetime member of the Bathroom Reader's Institute (BRI).  That's right, join the movement, it will take you places you never thought you'd go!

IF YOU GO TO THAT ADVERTISMENT PAGE, I WILL BE SO PISSED!