SQUISHYVILLE THEME PARKS
APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT

Address:________________________________________

Name:_____________________________

WHY DO YOU WANT TO WORK AT SQUISHYVILLE THEME PARKS?
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HAVE YOU EVER WORKED FOR A RIVAL THEME PARK, AND IF SO, DO YOU HAVE ANY DIRT OR OTHERWISE VALUABLE INFORMATION ON THEM?
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IF YOU ARE APPLYING FOR A COSTUMED ENTERTAINER, WHAT PEOPLE OR THINGS HAVE YOU DRESSED UP AS?
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DON'T YOU THINK THE MINIMUM WAGE IS ACTUALLY A BIT HIGH?
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DO YOU FREQUENTLY "RANT" OR "RAVE" IN FRONT OF SMALL CHILDREN?
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE SMELL OF VOMIT?
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WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER BENDING THE LAW FOR YOUR EMPLOYER?
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?  I MEAN REALLY CRIED?
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ARE YOU INDEPENDANTLY WEALTHY, AND NAIVE?
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ARE YOU WILLING TO UNDERGO DRASTIC CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENT AND/OR TRACKING IMPLANTS?
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ARE YOU CRAZY, AND IF SO, HOW CRAZY?
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