Top Ten Signs That You're Suffering Mid-Semester Burnout

10. You're so tired, that you now answer the phone,"Hell."

9. Mom calls to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, witch!"

8. When your parents inquire about your grades,you sing the Cookie Monster song: "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."

7. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you're just too tired to care.

6. You've got so much on your mind, you've forgotten how to pee.

5. Just to take a break from studying, you actually exit your dormitory when the nightly fire alarm goes off.

4. You sleep more in class than at home.

3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your bookbag.

2. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.

1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

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