Well here is my page of humourous stuff about doctors a couple of people will know why this page is here and you know who you are but here are the jokes of a sort.
Things you probaly don't want to here your doctor say.
1.Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy.
2.Accept this sacrifice, great lord of darkness.
3.Rover! Rover! Come back with that you bad dog.
4.Wait a minute if this is his spleen, then what's that?
5.Hand me that ...um er, thing.
6.There it's all sewn up, now where's my watch?
7.OOPS! Has anyone ever survived 500MLS of this before?
8.There go the lights again, oh well let's continue anyhow.
9.There is big money in kidneys and this guy has two
10.Everybody stand back I've lost my contact lens
11.Could you stop that from beating, I can't concentrate
12.What's this doing up here?
13.WOW! That's cool, now make his leg twitch.
14.Sterile schmerile, the floor's clean right?
15.Nurse, did he sign an organ donation card?
16.Oh no, the last page of this manual is missing!
17.What do you mean he wasn't in here for a sex change?
18.The patient already has kids right?
19.Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
20.Fire, Fire someone hose him off.
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