The Horse Rider
She mounts the horse unassisted and
the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic
pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's
mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the side
of the horse anyway. The horse gallops
along, seemingly impervious to its slipping
rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the
blonde attempts to leap away from the
horse and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at
the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves
as her head is struck against the ground over
and over. As her head is battered against the
ground, she is mere moments away from
unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
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