Sexy Beast... Fact or Fiction

below are close up high quality photo's of the sexy beast... viewer discresion is advised.

Myth holds it that on halloween night if you open up a can of tuna and say "sexy best" 3 times ... a large mammal will aproach you and eat you... here is our investigation into this matter..

The moon is made up of cheese!

The sexy beast spreads its arms to appear larger then it actually is.

The Sexy Beast attempts to attack the camera man (me). Fortunately all resistance was futile. ( i dont know what that means but it sounded cool....kinda)

Here it sees a suitable mate... a full grown juicy female cow...

Hi-tech effects are done to bring out the features of sexy beast

Me trying to find the sexy beast as it nearly escapes my eyesight

Using high-tech photo editor's we were able to make a black person appear white similar to mike-al jackson

chachi from da hood

Mike jackson thang again

Some cool kid ... Rock on!!!!

Just read his shirt

All photo's on this site may disturb you and your family .... The sexy beast does not exist in real life he is just a myth ... although thousands of people in the school have claimed to have been terrorized by the sexy beast... Sexy Best ... Fact .. or .. Fiction .... i like ..... dot..'s... cool..................

Werd

Drunken Monkey!!!


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